Why does RUSH LIMBAUGH need Viagra? He's not married. IMMORAL PUKE

[Proud2BAmurkin]

Sex before/after marriage(s). Bad bad Rush.
Hypocritical pukebag.

:rofl:

[KyuzoGator]

1. Also, Ann Coulter has never had sex. nt

[rug]

15. Maybe he needed it if he was having sex with Coulter.

[Guaranteed]

27. That would explain it, and I'm afraid I couldn't

fault him in that case.

[misternormal]

2. Well it has to be hard for self-pleasure too...

All those tapes of Coulter interviews that he undoubtedly has...

[cboy4]

11. EWWW, thanks for that, uh, self-pleasure explanation/image

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[charlyvi]

14. Um...that's against the Bible.

Something about spilling one's seed or something. Rush, please don't kill those millions of pre-babies! THE HORROR!

[johnnie]

3. I'm guessing his talent on loan from God...

...Doesn't extend below his waist..LOL

[XanaDUer]

29. Best.Line.Today.

:rofl:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. He screws the American public every stinking day.... takes a

lot of energy ya know.... viagara goes to the wrong head apparrently.

[blm]

5. And he isn't doing it for reproductive reasons - he doesn't want kids.

.

[Catherine Vincent]

6. That's why Limbo yapped about Clinton all the time.

He was jealous!

[Raine]

7. Not only immoral

but inadequate. :evilgrin:

[Minnesota Libra]

8. Maybe he's hoping to be married!! LOL Can't think of anyone............

....who would want the fat loudmouth but hey, each to their own.:puke:

[Arugula Latte]

9. Sex outside the bounds of marriage makes Jesus cry!!

:rofl:

[Rex]

10. Hes been married 4 or 5 times

Maybe THATS why he needs the 'dick stiffener' pills.

[AlamoDemoc]

12. Imagine CNN staffer's water-cooler chat about Ms. Daryn Kegan

...oh! that's just juicy, and nasty at the same time

[oasis]

19. Daryn will remain cool as a cucumber.

Oooops.

[bklyncowgirl]

24. Was the estimable Ms. Kagan on the trip?

If she wasn't this could get interesting.

[niyad]

13. isn't he still dating daryn?

[Marr]

16. Don't worry- nothing immoral. He's single.

It's not like he was cheating on his wife by hiring prostitutes in the Dominican Republic's sex industry! He's single!!! See?? Totally kosher!

[Raine]

23. True but his side

always rants against sex outside of marriage...it's a sin, tsk tsk! :wow:

[leftofthedial]

17. It was supposed to be a surprise for Jimmy Jeff Gannon

but the damned liburls have unfairly hassled him again

[BrotherBuzz]

18. It's a sleeping aid

Since he cold turkeyed the hillbilly drugs he's had a hard time sleeping. With all that tossing and turning, that woody is all that prevents him from falling out of bed. :shrug:

[bluedeminredstate]

20. Funniest comment yet.

My God, the very image of that has me laughing my ass off! Very clever. but I don't think I'll ever be able to think of him without seeing him in his jammies trying not to roll off the bed...

:rofl:

[burythehatchet]

21. because Hannity refuses to

suck a limp dick

[Berry Cool]

22. Sorry guys, but I think he should recognize what all good Repubs know.

Abstinence programs WORK!!!!

[Guaranteed]

28. Ooooo! Ouch! nt

[charlie]

25. It's the only way

he can count to 21.

[npincus]

26. to masterbate

he doesn't even find himself exciting.

[Bassic]

30. IBTL

:D

[SpiralHawk]

31. WWJD?

Rush will have to contemplate. WWJD with viagra if he were not married?

[Hubert Flottz]

32. He must be taking Dick Cheney's advice to Sen. Patrick Leahy