If Bush came out of the WH

[ck4829]

Walked down the street and shot the first person he saw until his gun ran out of ammo, how do you think the 30%'ers would defend the Presidential Gunman?

[shadowknows69]

1. Self defense

and the pretzeldent has the right to defend himself.

[Astrad]

2. Much like state secrets

when a president fires a weapon he automatically de-homicides them.

[Eric J in MN]

3. He'd be protecting us from a terrorist...

...to Bush loyalists.

[flordehinojos]

4. there is a law in florida, created by JEB BUSH, that you can shoot if you

fear for your life--given bush's cowardliness and the constant fear for his life he could apply the florida rule to his coming out of the white house, shooting everyone on sight, and he would get out of it scotch free, no questions asked. no lunacy bin.

[Canuckistanian]

9. At work we got a travel advisory when that law passed

Making Florida a dangerous place to visit, and to be "cautious and not engage in discussions with strangers".

There were also warnings about not accepting rental cars with out-of-state license plates, too.

[flordehinojos]

10. someone there, "at work" has good sense. can't say the same for any of

the bushes.

[Orangepeel]

5. they'd make the victim apologize for getting shot

plus, photoshopped pictures of bush as John Wayne.

[Canuckistanian]

6. Well, that person OBVIOUSLY had it coming

And the president will provide some dyanamite evidence why he did it... uh... in a few days, no, wait, a week.

[leftofthedial]

7. preemptive self defense

any one of those bastards might have become a journalist

besides, that's no worse than a frat prank

[Akoto]

8. It was a hunting accident. Wait, they've used that before.

:hide:

[JohnnyLib]

11. God spoke

Pat R. will be jealous.