How to control America in seven easy steps.

[salinen]

1. Pick a large minority group that has questionable ethics, is inspired by fear, responds positively to racism and homophobia, becomes sexually exited when "others" are killed, and has large amounts of cash.

2. Purchase all media.

3. Elevate corporate lobbyists by making them candidates for public office.

4. Start a war.

5. Rig elections.

6. Burn all documents created by the founding fathers.

7. Pay everyone huge rewards for helping, and punish those who didn't.

[cali]

1. "Pick a large minority group with questionable ethics"

And just who might that be?

[salinen]

2. fundies