Friday Freeper Follies Kynd v. Freeper in his car just now.

[KyndCulture]

Ok I just walked 4 blocks in the rain to pick up some cigarettes.

I cross one very major road on my journey and it's 5pm off work traffic.

I am wearing this sweatshirt and had my hair in a ball cap cause it's pouring:



So I'm waiting by the cross walk and hear "FUCKING TRAITOR" shouted out a window. Didn't register at first, then I saw it... the W sticker and the magnet.

Oh it's on now motherfucker. Rain be damned.

So Kynd shouts back "FUCKING FASCIST". The normal response out of my mouth to a republican yelling at me.

He starts yelling something unintelligable at me, so I say, PULL OVER if you want to talk to me, coward.

So he does. Struts out of his car with his cowboy boots, stupid hat, in full MORAN garb.

He charges up close to me (now lemme tell you, this doesn't scare me cause I'm 500 ft from a police station and I can take a freeper anywhere anytime)

He stops dead in his tracks and finally sees my face and says, OH you're a girl. Sorry bout that.

I said HOLD IT BUDDY. You wanna call me a traitor you better back it up no matter what gender I happen to be. Women got the right to vote a long time ago, mister.

Well why you wearing that traitorous shirt, we're at war ya know.

I said, well actually NO, we aren't at war, we are involved in an occupation that was not deemed a war by congress.

He looks really confused, first he's arguing with a "traitor" then he's arguing with a "woman" he don't know what to say.

So I follow up with my usual volley of questions:

With only 33% of this country supporting bush why are you still supporting him?

Because he's keeping us safe.

From what?

Terrorists.

Ever seen one in Detroit Lakes?

um... confused look again. His brain is frying, I can see it.

Support the Iraq occupation?

Yes I do, they are better off.

Your kids in Iraq?

No in college.

SIGH.... then you don't support the occupation if your family is not willing to go.

nother confused look, but I can tell he's getting mad. (WOOOT!!! Mission accomplished)

Once again, terrorism and iraq aside, WHY are you supporting Bush?

Cause the economy is getting better than it was when that bastard clinton was president.

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DRIVING THIS RUSTED OUT 15 YR OLD PIECE OF SHIT CAR?



Game over...took my hat off, tossed my long pony tail at him and crossed the street.

:nuke: You, mister freeper, have just been Kyndly Cultured with the truth. Oh I know it hurts.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Game, set, match! Nice job.

But don't ya worry about that Al Qaeda encampment over der by Park Rapids?

[KyndCulture]

ah shit are they in park rapids now?

I heard they were setting up camp in Tamarac to pick off the hunters.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. I heard they'd spotted bin Laden at the Superamerica in Wadena.

He was buying a newspaper and some beef jerky, then took off in a red '96 F-150 pickup with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker.

[KyndCulture]

16. bwahahahahahahahaha.....

:rofl:

Better watch out at the Frazee Turkey Days coming up.... they could be anywhere...

[liberaldemocrat7]

40. yes bwahahahaahahaha

The Bush administration has lied about the unemployment rate as they cut people off unemployemnt benefits after 6 months and people who lose benefits do not get counted as unemployed. I would say the rate appears higher than 5 percent.

Republicans complain about taxes but they don't appear to complain about high gas prices or the rise of local property taxes that the federal tax cuts appear to result in. Republicans don't complain about the higher prices in general or about the companies who raise them.

Do you want to force congress to raise the minimum wage and more? Call Rush Limbaugh's sponsors and demand they get that enacted and boycott them until they do.

[Sydnie]

2. Can I come sit by you?

You always have the most interesting and entertaining encounters and I never do. I could learn a thing or two or at least watch the master and applaud.

[KyndCulture]

6. Sure thang!

I'm getting good at it.

This shirt always does it. Everytime I wear it.

I live in a red pock mark in the BLUE state of Minnesota, there's plenty of drunk asshats to argue with.

[Patchuli]

51. How did he figure the economy

was better now than with Big Dawg?!!! I have NEVER in my life seen such denial in the blatant face of reality as with these people. They would rather cut off their nose to spite their face! You did a great job on him; I would have LOVED to have seen his expression when he realized he was choosing off a lady! HAHAHAHAA!!!

Hugs to Kynd from another big mouthed hippie girl!! :hug:

[w4rma]

3. You rock, Kynd. (nt)

[Richard Steele]

4. Another black eye for his wife to explain to the neighbors tomorrow.

Fuckin' BushBot asshats.

[KyndCulture]

5. unfortunately I prolly did piss him off that much.

not only owned by a lib...

but totally pwned by a WOMAN

[donco6]

7. Ha! He came prepared for the wrong battle.

He thought - like Bush - that everything can be won through physical force. But he had nothing to fight with when it turned out to be a battle of wits.

[SeattleGirl]

9. Woohoo! Excellent job, KC!!

:yourock:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. w00t! I knew I loved you, girl!!

That was beyond awesome. Way. To. GO.

:yourock:

[KyndCulture]

15. It's one of those things that JUST gets me.

A repig asswipe driving a total piece of shit car and spewing how good the ecomony is..

does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...does not compute...

[Midlodemocrat]

46. LOL. You wouldn't believe the number of beat up pieces of shit

here with Bush/Cheney stickers. I don't get it. I fully understand not having enough money to purchase a newer car, hell I taught school, so I know very well how it is not to have any money, but to support the entity that is keeping you down?

I agree with you. Does Not Compute.

[BrklynLiberal]

11. Wowee! Why was I only the second recommend??

That took REAL guts on your part. You really stood your ground and knocked him down with facts and logic....
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :hi: :hi: :hi: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[KyndCulture]

14. I honestly don't know where..

I get these brass balls when they confront me, I guess i'm just so mad, it just comes out of my soul.


I do this all the time. I love for them to confront me with their talking points... cause I got my facts down to the nano-fact for whatever they are gonna say.

If he wanted to fight for whats covering my boobs... he better be prepared to take on my brain first! LOL

[Initech]

12. Bravo!

[proud patriot]

13. Right on

:patriot:

[ms liberty]

17. Get thee to the Greatest Page!

And Brava!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Arkansas Granny]

18. Shame on you! Engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

:yourock:

[KyndCulture]

19. Can't help it if he leaves his house that way....

and had the misfortune to encounter me!

[StrictlyRockers]

20. I think I love you.

:loveya: :loveya:

[KyndCulture]

21. I love all defenders of liberty against bullshit propaganda.

I just can't keep my mouth shut anymore.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Beautiful job, KyndCulture!!

Stomped some serious freeper duncery!!

:patriot: :bounce: :loveya: :yourock:

[blossomstar]

23. WhoooooHooooo Thank you THank you Thank you!

Makes me proud to be a woman and a democrat! Thank you for this post! I get horns blown and the finger all the time from cars with the "W" Sticker when I'm driving around town... rude and obnoxious people, just like their emperor "W".

[KyndCulture]

28. Be a proud woman and a democrat.

This happens to me a lot. I don't drive, I have a wardrobe of these shirts and live in a red cell of a blue state.

I'm getting polished at it.

[Stinky The Clown]

24. You GO, girl! ..... by the way .. the key to that guy is a measurement ...

.... just say '3 inches'.

Then call him 'needledick the bug fucker'.

**Then** flip your pony tail! :)

Seriously, good for you. Great story!

K&R

[KyndCulture]

27. Husb. I wonder...

what really would have happened on that corner if he didn't notice I was female.

I feel sure there was about to be punch thrown the way he pulled over.

[Stinky The Clown]

32. Way back in the runup to the 04 election .....

I was driving near here. I had (and still have, actually) my "Veteran for Kerry" bumpersticker on the back window of my car. Red light. A man pulled up next to me in a minivan, rolled down his window and and just started railing one me for being a traitor and all that sort of bullshit.

I asked him if he was some Christian nutfuck (the minivan and the fish sticker were a clue). He said no, he was a patriot. I said I was a veteran and asked if he wanted a piece of my gnarly old veteran ass (I'm close to 60, he was certainly under 40), and made like I was opening my car door.

Mr Patriot decided it was better to flip me off and drive away.

Chickenshit and chickenhawk sound similar for a reason.

[immoderate]

25. Yay!

Smack 'em down!:applause:

--IMM

[cal04]

26. WOW that was great.

sure wish I could do that with the freeps I know
:woohoo:

[KyndCulture]

29. You can.

Just takes practice.

[MelissaB]

30. Damn, that was good!

You think great on your feet.

[KyndCulture]

31. lots of practice

with these nuts around here.

[AspenRose]

33. Wow....I'm not worthy

I wanna be like you when I grow up. :patriot:

I bet he goes out and puts himself in debt buying a Hummer to restore his manhood....

[KyndCulture]

35. HAHAH I bet it does.

Dude thought he was gonna punch a commie...

turns out he got pwned by a GIRL no less.

His pee pee must crawled up into his belly somewhere!

[malaise]

34. A classic KO

as in knock out -touche!!

[motocicleta]

36. "Oh it's on now motherfucker."

Uhh, KC? Did you ever know that you're my hero? The wind beneath my wings?

In a related note: I live in Boston. No one, but no one, has ever commented on my ITMFA hat and t shirt here. I go to Portland, OR, for a brief visit, wear the shirt for one day, I get three compliments and asks where I got it. All I'm looking for is a good KC-esque freeper moment, and I get three compliments. Sheesh, what's an aggro guy to do? I tell 'em where to get the shirt, and move on. I'm starting to think the freepers in Boston and Portland are cowards.

Oh, wait a minute: that's a tautology, isn't it? Never mind, lurking freepers. You won't understand even if you look it up.

[KyndCulture]

37. kick for a laugh

[Swamp Rat]

38. WEEEEEEEE!

:hug:

[sakabatou]

39. "Watashi wa kata ze! (I won!)"

(must be said in tune to the Zelda victory music)

[FairVotes4all]

47. ....ok if we are going to make videogame refrences...

*Final fantasy Victory music*

Level Up!

+2 to Intelligence

+2 to Charisma

+5*10^99 to Awesomeness

You learned "Demasculate"!

Also found "Freeper's lost dignity"

[No Exit]

41. "The economy is getting better than when that piece of shit Clinton

was president"??!? What planet is this c*cksucker living on???

Gasoline cost 1/3 per gallon what it does today during Clinton.
We didn't have a sh*itload of people who are about to be foreclosed on because of the deflating housing bubble. Hell, frikkin' VEGETABLES and fruits in the STORE costed a lot less when Clinton was president.

And REMEMBER, every time someone tried to say something admiring about Clinton's helping keep the price of gasoline down, some ASSHOLE wingnut (perhaps ME) would counter with, "Well, you know, the president personally has very little control over gas prices.")

Boy was *I* wrong. Never, ever, will I believe again that the prez can do nothing about the price of a gallon of gasoline--especially when the current president is from inside the oil industry (not to mention Deadeye Dick). And I was reminded the other day that Shrubya, as one of his selling points, had told people in 1999 that HE, HAVING INFLUENCE WITHIN THE OIL INDUSTRY, COULD USE THAT INFLUENCE TO HELP KEEP PRICES STABLE. (And I actually thought that was possible; once again, I am left to marvel at my own stupidity...)

[lildreamer316]

42. Eh, shit happens...

...and we are all the more glad you woke up. Keep up the good fight...

[ldf]

43. HEY!

no need to insult us cocksuckers!!

:hi:

but i agree, what planet is this idiot on? economy better under bush, than clinton?

talk about drinking the koolade.....

edit to add:

KyndCulture RAWKS!!!

:yourock:

[exlrrp]

44. Every liberal should own a gun

Thanks for proving it once again

[yellerpup]

45. You run rings around him logically.

Good job of standing up. :yourock:

[FairVotes4all]

48. Those Durned Terists!

dont'cha know that if der Fur.. I mean our Leader doesn't get replaced with another Rethug that we will be attacked by Terists Constantly? {Do I really have to add the Sarcasm smiley?}

[OhioChick]

49. LMAO here.....

Good job! :woohoo:

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[peacebird]

52. you ROCK! I *LOVED* That story!

they do tend to fold when confronted, don't they?

Love the fact his kids are in COLLEGE, not Iraq.... Makes it so much EASIER to support the carnage when your own skin and spawn are safe over here, doesn't it?

:eyes:



:yourock:

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