"More spoilage of lazy teenagers"

[Xeric]

Another in the occasional series of classic freeper LTTE's in my home paper, the Daily Herald in the suburbs of Chicago. This guy hits all the bases.

Want real trouble? Elect a Democrat

OK, go ahead elect a Democrat president. Then we will see what happens. Higher taxes, end of religion as we know it. More baby-killing clinics. “Oh, it’s OK to kill babies, because we can clone humans now,” they will say.

There’ll be a ban on SUV’s that don’t get 50 miles to the gallon. Hundreds of small companies will go under because the government demands everyone get paid $10 an hour. More spoilage of lazy teenagers, that demand the latest material product. and if they don’t get it, they scream: “Oh you can’t hit me Mom, I’ll sue you!”

And worst of all, after terrorists blow up a major U.S. city, after the new Democratic government fails to “stay the course” in fighting terrorism, “it’s all George Dubya’s fault” they’ll say.

MADD will get every person who even picks up a beer bottle thrown in jail.

“No, we can’t drill in Alaska or off the coast of Oregon, because it will ruin the environment.”

Abolishment of the space program because it’s not worth it anymore! Decrease military spending “because peace talks will solve every problem.”

Spanish will become the official American language.

But there’s good news. Four years after, a Republican will get elected to right this wronged ship.

Ken Sabala

Des Plaines
http://www.dailyherald.com/opinion/fencepost.asp

I'm against spoilage of teenagers too. Keep them in the refrigerator in the low humidity section. Smacking them occasionally will keep them fresher too. Bang! Zoom! To the moon! It's a MADD, MADD, MADD, MADD world.

I'm off to clone some aborted babies now and end religion as we know it.
Adiós amigos!

[silverweb]

1. LMAO

What a loon! Why doesn't he try a little hysteria and see what happens?

:rofl:

[samdogmom]

2. I guess he must think the ship is upright now!

Good grief--is he living in a bubble?

[Xeric]

6. The ship is upright

He's the one listing to starboard.
I suspect he's driving around in his SUV, drunk. The bubbles are in him, not the other way round.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. The rich fantasy world of the freeper!

Yeah, the destruction of major American cities happens in every administration, Democratic and Republican! Ummm... okay.

[angstlessk]

4. Of course he prefers the 'good old days' of the 50's..when DEMS were

in control of all levers of government?

[KingFlorez]

5. I didn't know mental patients were allowed to write LTTE's

[skygazer]

7. Was this on the comics page?

That's hysterical! :rofl:

[PresidentWar]

8. This is what happens when you do drugs and then write email.

So remember, kids....JUST SAY NO!

[bliss_eternal]

9. Based in hate and ignorance...

that's all I can say to that. :eyes:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

10. Could this be a spoof?

It sounds like something the Onion would fabricate.

[LiberalArkie]

12. Nope, I work around mostly conservatives.. That IS WHAT THEY BELIEVE.

And more

[nuxvomica]

11. It's not often one hears of a RW nutjob who supports the space program

Of course he is wrong about that, too, cuz the worst American spaceflight disasters occurred under Republican presidents.

[sakabatou]

13. This guy is definately out of it.

[Wise Child]

19. I think he forgot that the public schools would teach

kids how to be gay, while giving them medicinal marijuana along with their condoms to add to their "spoilage".

[LiberalArkie]

14. The people I work around, and live around, do not see any problem

with fixed elections as long as the liberals do not get in. They do not see problem with fixed elections or even not having an election, as long as a liberal or a Democrat does not have office.

If a liberal or Democrat can get elected it will only be if that person is not like the present Democrats. That person will have to stress how bad everything is and will have to be a REAL liberal, like Johnson, Kennedy or Carter..

[Patiod]

15. My Republican friends spoil their kids with maid service

More spoilage of lazy teenagers, that demand the latest material product. and if they don’t get it, they scream: “Oh you can’t hit me Mom, I’ll sue you!”Text

Funny, I don't think paying teens more than minimum wage is "spoiling" them. I think doing like my Republican friend, and allowing the f#cking MAID to clean their rooms and their bathrooms and requiring NO CHORES WHATSOEVER is "spoiling" them.

[Kajsa]

22. Ding,ding,ding-We have a winner!

My area is surrounded by rich, highly saturated with Repub
neighborhoods where just that happens.

I substitute teach HS English and ESL.

At one of our affluent schools-
(conversations that happened)

Me-" Where's your homework?"
Student-" The maid must have thrown it out."

Me- " Where are your gym clothes? ( required every school day)
Student- " Our maid forgot to wash them."
Me- " Why didn't you wash them?"
Student- ( incredulous tone) " That's her job!"

God help us!

:banghead:

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[mcscajun]

23. Apparently some have...to this poster in general.. 'Cause she's Gone...

...TS'ed.

Gee, I'm so sad. :sarcasm:

[JHB]

25. Most burb-dwellers don't have maids. Just say'n. n/t

[Kali]

17. THEY KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE!!!!

bwahahahahahahahahaha

[NC_Nurse]

18. ...

:rofl:
When can this guy be on the news? He really makes some GREAT points. It would be nice if we could characterize every
Repub as believing this horseshit - like they always characterize us as commies and such. Hmmm.....

[Fuzz]

20. Um, wow, speechless I am.

[Warpy]

21. It always amazes me how terrified these people are

so terrified they'll flout the laws of GAWD to lie about more than half their fellow citizens.

This guy isn't out there to convert anyone, even to scare them into his viewpoint. He's there to shriek his rage at a world that's beyond his understanding, to try to attack people he can't see and who he suspects are far superior to him in a vain attempt to deflect their attention away from that knot of terror in the core of his being.

Every LTTE like this that gets published just makes people madder, and they're not going to agree with this bozo about the targets for their anger.

[patrice]

24. Oh, that's what we've been doing wrong.They're supposed to be refrigerated

To really prevent spoilage, I think we should freeze them.

[Eric J in MN]

26. Because hitting teenagers has...

...a great effect on them psychologically.

It's much better than being supportive!
(sarcasm)