So, how many Number Two Al qaeda guys are there????
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:51 AM
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So, how many Number Two Al qaeda guys are there???? |
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Every turban wrappped Al qaeda guy they catch nowadays is NUMBER 2!!!!!
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:53 AM
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1. More Than The Mind's Eye Can Count |
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:56 AM
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2. Mathematically speaking, there can be only one |
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But in Republican math....hundreds, thousands, millions... as many as it takes to convince the good people of America that they are actually doing something.
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:56 AM
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3. Well everytime we get one, someone moves up. |
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:59 AM
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4. Yesterday it was Al Zawahiri, today it's a new guy, tomorrow? whoever |
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:07 AM
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5. Similarly, how many virgins are there in paradise? |
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Mathematically speaking, virgins don't last very long in paradise these days. I wonder if they are going to have to scale that back to 40 or 50 virgins. 72 virgins seems really excessive.
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:09 AM
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6. No, no, no... This is paradise... |
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After you screw 'em, they regrow their hymens. They're virgins everytime.
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:10 AM
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7. When we start talking of scaling back virgins, I draw the line. |
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:15 AM
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8. Depends on how many they NEED |
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Most American's don't pay attention to the name of the #2 man. They can repeat different names every time and people won't catch on to their shell game.
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:19 AM
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9. Yeah, I see how all the violence stopped |
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as if someone suddenly turned off a light switch. Rove feeds this crap to the media who immediately trumpet it. How about bagging Osama? That, they conveniently don't bring up.
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