They caught 'Al Qaida #2' again

[sable302]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060903/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq

Honestly, isn't this the tenth time this has happened? How many times can one capture the big bad number 2 guy at Al Qaida?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. There will always be a #2.

Whoever is now #3 moves up. If they catch him, they will once again have caught #2. But why don't they ever announce having caught #6 or #9 or #22?

[LaPera]

13. Take the # 3 job and retire with full benefits...

and a lifetime membership to the Country Club!

Number 3 can't be getting much less pay than # 2-Tough job being # 2--

Do they put a fucking bulls-eye on all # 2's?

[ShortnFiery]

2. They've nabbed over two dozen "Al Qaida #2" s

This sh*t is getting old. You'd think with 20 MILLION dollars recently allotted for Propaganda that the crones in the Pentagon's PsyOps Branch could show some creativity and initiative. Well, you'd think ... guess that Dear Leader's lack of intellectual curiosity is filtering down to his henchmen. :P

[texanwitch]

3. Funny how there is never a number 3 or 4.

Everybody can't be number 2.

[LaPera]

12. Nope, # 3 or more doesn't get the sheep jacked up...Keep feeding them #2!

[Phredicles]

4. Al Qaida goes through #2s like Spinal Tap goes through drummers,

judging from the news reports.

[ContraBass Black]

5. Until there's only one left.

[Wiley50]

6. Wake me up when they get Dr. Zawahiri

I can't be troubled with the local franchise.

[TahitiNut]

7. Osama bin Avis?

:rofl: They'll never catch Osama bin Hertz, though. :rofl: :rofl: ... or Osama bin Thrifty.

[bahrbearian]

8. Well the war must be over now ,, Bring em' home

[Turbineguy]

9. One of my classmates

in college said he always wanted to be number 3. There was just too much competition between 1 and 2.

[leftofthedial]

10. the entire concept of al Qaeda

is a big neocon load of number two

[Jcrowley]

11. Technicality

I believe that was "Iraqi al-Qaida number 2" there are still many more #2's to round up for the posse. Has anyone seen Lichtenstein's "al-Qaida number 2 guy" or is he still on the loose?

[newyawker99]

16. Hi Jcrowley!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[AZBlue]

14. No...I think it's about the 63rd time!!

:puke:

[Poiuyt]

15. Except for bin Laden, who ISN'T #2?

[spanone]

17. It made the FRONT PAGE of our liberal Gannett newspaper.

:sarcasm:

Reading the article you'd think this guy was the mastermind of all masterminds. Never fucking heard of him till this: B U L L S H I T