Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

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WASHINGTON, DC—In a nationally televised address Monday, President Bush urged all citizens, regardless of race, creed, color, or political affiliation, "to quiet down for just one minute" so he could have "a chance to think."


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52106

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

1. It will take longer than a minute

[EFerrari]

2. Maybe we should light a candle, too. nt

[XOKCowboy]

3. Like TDS, The Onion is pretty close to the truth...

Like you wouldn't expect that from this president? :)

[Cobalt-60]

4. TURN IT UP!!!

So shrub wants quiet eh?
Tough Shit!
I would have liked to keep my good job, house , and car too.

[Rainscents]

5. WTF???

Is he fucking serious??? OMG... Such a Moron!!!:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Demit]

7. The Onion is satire.

Very important to know. It saves your head :)

[Rainscents]

8. LOL... thanks.

:hi:

[dweller]

6. ...

keep digging *moron.
dp

[sakabatou]

9. Like hell we'll shut-up!

Crap... didn't see the onion url. Heh ^-^;

[flordehinojos]

10. if we should be lucky enough to listen to his brain thinking-i bet it

sounds like a concrete truck mixing concrete.

[BadgerKid]

11. Shhh...he can't hear the voices in his head n/t