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Edited on Mon Sep-04-06 01:34 PM by CatWoman
John McLaughlin: Wrong! There is intellegent life in the 11th galaxy on the planet Neptar, which will conquer Earth in the year 5482, utilizing us for slave labor in their Chellonian salt mines. Issue number 5: what number am I thinking of? Pat Buchanan!
Pat Buchanan: Geez, uh, 82?
John McLaughlin: Wrong! Eleanor Clift!
Eleanor Clift: Is it between 1 and..
John McLaughlin: Don't skirt the issue!
Eleanor Clift: Uh.. 40!
John McLaughlin: Wrong! Mortontyne!
Morton Kondracke: 212?
John McLaughlin: Wrong! Jackareeno!
Jack Germonde: 2?
John McLaughlin: Wrong! The correct answer is 134. 134. Issue number 6: what did you have for breakfast today? Eleanor!
Eleanor Clift: Some cantaloupe.
John McLaughlin: Mortontown, USA!
Morton Kondracke: I had poached eggs and toast.
John McLaughlin: Jack Germondo!
Jack Germonde: Bacon and eggs.
John McLaughlin: Patty Patty Buke Buke!
Pat Buchanan: I'm thinking waffles, maybe a little..
John McLaughlin: Wrong! You all had Special K with banana. Issue number 7: what is issue number 14 going to be? Some say it will deal with economic matter, others believe it will involve Germany. Morteeny-tiny-tabletop!
Morton Kondracke: Acid rain?
John McLaughlin: Wrong! Eleanor-gee-I-think-you're-swelleanor!
Eleanor Clift: I have.. no idea..
John McLaughlin: Wrong! You know quite well, you're just shy. Mondo-jackalo-gee-mon-mania-jack..
Jack Germonde: Well, it might be..
John McLaughlin: I'm not finished with your name, Germonacle-jack-o-lantern-gee-gi-jummy-jummy-jammy-mayhem!
Jack Germonde: You're insane, John!
John McLaughlin: Wrong! I'm perfectly sane. Everyone else, however, is insane and trying to steal my magic bag. St. Patrick of Buchananomics!
Pat Buchanan: I think I'm gonna leave, John.
John McLaughlin: Wrong! You can't leave; all the doors are locked from the outside. Next issue! What motivates me? Why do I conduct my show in this manner? Mondo!
Jack Germonde: You're a jerk?
John McLaughlin: Eleanor!
Eleanor Clift: Really large ego?
John McLaughlin: Wrong! I was neglected by my parents and I overcompensate to shadow my feeling that I have an inadequate intellect. Next issue!
Morton Kondracke: So, you didn't know your parents very well?
John McLaughlin: Wrong!
Morton Kondracke: Wrong?
John McLaughlin: Wrong!
Morton Kondracke: Right?
John McLaughlin: Wrong! Next week: the S&L probe continues. Is my money in a safety loan? If so, what's my account number? Bye-bye! < theme music plays; superimposed title appears; McLaughlin points around > Wrong! No! I told you, no..
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