Fox News Declares War on Iran

[NNN0LHI]

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1897

(New York, New York) Unconfirmed Sources report the Fox Entertainment Group, a subsidiary of Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation, has declared war on the Islamic Republic Iran. In a shocking move, Fox news CEO, Chairman, and President , Roger Ailes informed the United Nations, "Fox News has seen enough diplomacy and will act unilaterally against Iran."

Following the official declaration of war, Ailes appeared with Geraldo Rivera on "Geraldo At Large." In a rage, Geraldo demanded that President George W. Bush should "admit he is a coward, liar." Geraldo said "I was undercover in Iran and I have seen their atomic bombs with my own eyes." According to Geraldo, the President and John R. Bolton should "Stop talking about diplomacy and start dropping bombs."

Middle East experts, weapons proliferation negotiators, and media watchers were not surprised by the declaration of war. Over the past several months, Fox News has been pressing the Bush Administration to take action against Iran. Bill O'Reilly has been personally attacking the President for his failure to act against the possible threats of Iran. "I don't care if our army is trapped in Iraq, we need to attack Iran now." stated O'Reilly

Now that Fox News is taking military action against Iran, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity have both appointed themselves commanding generals. According to Fox News, the pair will be leading 145,000 Blackwater security guards into Tehran during sweeps week. The key battles have been scheduled to climax with the live broadcasts of The O'Reilly Factor. The pair stated "We figure we could do a better job in Iran than we did in Iraq, we learned our lessons well, this invasion will be different."

[panader0]

1. Hear that freepers? Now's your chance to enlist! Unless yer yellow!

[sharp_stick]

2. Iran must be terrified

If there's another news outlet with fewer people with actual military experience I'd like to see it. Fucking chickenhawks all of em'.

[walldude]

3. Geraldo was "undercover" in Iran and saw their

Atomic Bombs with his own eyes??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bperci108]

8. Didn't you know that?

They were hidden inside Al Capone's secret vault.

They were put there by Ozzy Osbourne, Anton LaVey and a cadre of Satanists....:wow:


Gerry has finally jumped the shark. What a fucking dolt. :rofl:

[IChing]

4. LOL.....Ha,ha ha, that was funny thanks n/t

[Bucky]

5. Lock and load, 101st Fighting Keyboardists! Your country needs you...

...gone.

[Beelzebud]

6. LOL that is great.

[Ksec]

7. Thats true

Everytime Im surfing and I tune into Fox, theyre telling everyone how dangerous Iran is. Its truly sickening that Fox has become what theyve accused AlJazeera of being. A propaganda network.

[bperci108]

9. BECOME a propaganda network?

That was their real mission statement from the start.

"We distort-you abide". :puke:

[Cleita]

10. Good! Let's send the whole Fox News Network over there, so

we don't have to see and listen to them over here.

[DemInDistress]

11. I don't care if our soldiers are trapped in Iraq....o'liely says

what a fool safe from his studio he retorts..I don't give a shit. That shows me that the neocons are a rabid bunch of cowards. None said,"I'll go to Iran and fight for freedom"

Nuke-em all mentality of chickenhawks.

You know back in the 50's when i was a kid we had nuke drills "duck and cover" for one day a lunatic will be in the Whitehouse with his finger on the nuclear trigger. Sadly, that day came after the 2000 election theft.
The lunatic is in the Oval Office surrounded by a host of equally sick lunatics.

[savemefromdumbya]

12. Rupert Murdoch - go jump in the lake! We are getting tired of this