PHOTO/LYRICS: Sidestep!

[Bluebear]

Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly say,
I assure you, and I mean it!
Now who says I dont speak out as plain as day?
And fellow Texans, I'm for progress
and the Flag, long may it fly.
Im a poor boy come to greatness,
so It follows that I cannot tell a lie!

Chorus
Ooooooo, I love to dance a little sidestep
Now they see me, now they dont,
I've come and gone!
And ooooooooo, I love to sweep around the white steps
cut a litle swath and lead the people on!

Now my good friends, it behooves me
to be solemn and declare:
I'm for goodness, and for profit,
and living clean and saying daily prayers.
And now, my good friends,
you can sleep nights!
I'll continue to stand tall!
You can trust me, for I promise
that I'll keep a watchful eye upon you all!!!

Repeat chorus

-- The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

[Ezlivin]

1. Pig Man

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying, “Keep on digging”
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you’re down in the pig mine
You’re nearly a laugh,
You’re nearly a laugh,
But you’re really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You’re hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You’re nearly a laugh,
You’re nearly a laugh,
But you’re really a cry.

Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha ha charade you are
You’re trying to keep your feelings off the street
You’re nearly a real treat
All bright lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
ff…..! ff…..! ff…..! fuck
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you’re really a treat
Mary you’re really a treat
But you’re really a cry.

Pink Floyd "Animals"

[Bluebear]

2. 'You well heeled big wheel, charade you are'

Perfect.

[Lisa]

3. what has he got in his pockets?

A really excellent photo, Bluebear -- once again I find myself wondering why his pockets always appear so lumpy! What the heck is he carrying? Can't be money, or keys -- he always has people to open doors and drive him around.