Sep 5 1989

[datasuspect]

During a televised speech from the Oval Office, President George HW Bush holds up a bag of crack cocaine purchased across the street at Lafayette Park. Three weeks later, a DEA official admits to The Washington Post that crack dealers don't actually hang out in Lafayette Park, so they purposely lured one to the spot. "We had to manipulate him to get him down there. It wasn't easy." Reportedly, the seller's first question was: "Where the fuck is the White House?"

[ComerPerro]

1. if it had just been regular cocaine, people would have just assumed

he was borrowing it from his son.

[datasuspect]

2. hahahaha!!!!!!

[Torgo Johnson]

3. Sep 6 1989 - Sep 28 1989

Sep 6 1989 - Sep 28 1989
President Bush's son, George Jr., is seen constantly hanging around Lafayette Park with a money clip and a confused look on his face,

Sep 29 1989
George Jr. arrives at the headquarters of the DEA to ask where in Washington DC he can score some crack. Bush sucessfully avoids arrest because DEA agents are too busy laughing their asses off to apprehend him.