What will Bush do when he is out of office?

[yurbud]

Poll question: What will Bush do when he is out of office?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Other:

Move to the pig farm and drink himself into a permanent stupor.

[pbartch]

9. Will he make it??????

[Mark E. Smith]

34. Spend 10 years in jail

[stopbush]

2. He will fart more than ever.

[yurbud]

14. they should revive HeeHaw and make him host

[whistle]

3. Dubya will be hung up by his strings on a peg in Dick Cheney's

...closet

[Retired AF Dem]

4. He will open the GW Bush Liberry of Books 'n' Shit

I sincerely hope that Liberry was intentionally misspelled.

[yurbud]

15. No mafeance was mint on my part

[Monkeyman]

5. He might not step down think about that

Detention camps being built. Blackwater not being watched . Makes you think dailty progressive beacon been talking about what if

[DemInDistress]

7. Im with you monkeyman...I don't think he'll step down until the

war on terror is over. Hell, I don't think they'll be a November election. Too much to lose by allowing the vote to go forward. Think about that.

A democratic house will certainly lead to investigations that lead to crime that lead to impeachment and/or
indictments and prison.

[onenote]

31. My standard response: put your money where your mouth is

I'm sorry, but IMO anyone who thinks that aren't going to be elections, either this November or in 2008, has got serious tinfoil poisoning. As always, I make my standard offer: if you will pledge to donate $10 to DU if you are wrong, I will pledge to donate $100 to DU if you are right.

[johnnie]

6. It's hard too believe he would ever be invited to speak anywhere

He might be a spokesman for "Hooked on Phonics".

[yurbud]

16. Would you buy a product he sold? Except for maybe coke and manwhores?

[Marr]

8. Not a god damned thing. And it will be the final bit of proof

that GW Bush was nothing but a mascot.

GW Bush will be just like that other Conservative stage puppet, Ronald Reagan. He'll leave office and those "staunch supporters" of his will never ask for his opinion on anything.

[yurbud]

18. yeah, out of office, Reagan made Jerry Ford look like a deep thinker

[Protagoras]

10. Sit in jail for Crimes against Humanity..er...

if there were any real justice in the world.

[LostInAnomie]

11. My sincere guess would be...

... that he will go on a circuit of Christian speaking engagements trying to further wed the Evangelicals to the GOP.

[FogerRox]

12. I'm voting for the Federal Pen. Maybe Attica.

[Swamp Rat]

13. Go home...

[graywarrior]

17. Drink.

It's what he's been waiting for.

[yurbud]

19. are you sure he's been waiting?

[yurbud]

20. LEFT SOME OUT: lawn jockey, yard gnome, and organ grinder monkey

[Posteritatis]

21. LOL @ the butler one. %) (n/t)

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Good one about the cork on the fork.

"May I go to the bathroom?"

[yurbud]

26. I may be giving him too much credit that he could actually HOLD the fork

thanks for the pic.

I should have done illustrated choices.

[Cobalt-60]

23. die

and not a moment too soon.

[Stardust]

24. LOL! Too many excellent choices! It's hard work! Funny folks, DUers.

[Jack Rabbit]

25. Other: Manufacturing License Plates

!!

[LUHiWY]

27. Run?

...fast?

[Beelzebud]

28. Honestly, he'll get a position in the Carlyle Group.

And it will be business as usual...

He will make billions by the time he dies from arms dealing with people our grandkids will be sent to fight.

[TheFriedPiper]

29. He'll become a preacher

He's proven pretty good at selling bullshit

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

30. Pretzel Taster? Tour de France racer? Public Speaking teacher?

[yurbud]

32. Walmart greeter? he'd drive them out of business

[Cleita]

33. Funny choices, but he'll probably divorce Laura and

then go on a bender that lasts the rest of his life.

[yurbud]

37. and a bald man ho bender (don't know if Bush is bender or bendee)

[jmowreader]

35. Twenty-five to life, hopefully

[Selatius]

36. In a truly just world, he will be imprisoned for war crimes

But since so many presidents have gotten away with raping third world countries in the name of capitalism, history seems to suggest he will get away, too.