Hilarious sign offs suggested for Katie Couric

[Cleita]

on "The Stephanie Miller Show". Among them.

"You believe me, don't you?"
"I'm a rich bitch."
"Good night and good grooming."
"America, keep your legs crossed."

[Wilber_Stool]

1. Th,,,,,Th,,,,, Th,,,,Th,,,,Th,,,,Th

That's all folks.

[Dhalgren]

2. How about this one:

"Heil Bush! Good night."

[lonestarnot]

3. Sucking ass for that paycheck is grand and goodnight.

[underpants]

4. "perky doesn't cover it"

:bounce:

[Double T]

5. 'That's it for 'TODAY' and I'm out of here..........'

[TheFriedPiper]

6. If you think I get paid too much....

.... then YOU try reading a teleprompter with Bush's cock in YOUR mouth!

[Drum]

19. lol!

[Lindacooks]

7. Mine's simple:

"Buh-BYE!"

Said with that insane grimace of hers.

[TlalocW]

8. Peace out, dawgs

Accompanied by making a fist then tapping it on the chest over the heart twice, kissing the first two fingers and then making the peace sign.

But that's just because I enjoy the sound and smell of synapses popping and sizzling when presented with someone like Couric doing that.

TlalocW

[lectrobyte]

20. That's the one. I'd probably watch her if she'd do that. Or just bring

back Dan's "Courage." That was pretty surreal, too.

[Philosoraptor]

9. "And THAT'S the way we tell you it is".

[Montauk6]

10. Here's a couple they MIGHT AS WELL use...

"For tonight's sign off, visit CBS News dot com, forward slash sign off"

or

"This sign off is sponsored by Levitra—ask your Doctor about Levitra—and by Outback Steakhouse, where you can try the all-new Victoria's Crowned Filet..."

[RedStateShame]

11. "Good night, and...

THIS SPACE FOR RENT."

[TahitiNut]

14. "... rots of ruck!"

:silly:

[Binka]

12. Navy Seals Rock! Now Bite Me! n/t

[TahitiNut]

13. "Bend over and spread 'em with a smile, America!"

:evilgrin:

[bdamomma]

15. I hope they don't bring religion into the sign off

like God Bless America or Go in Peace.

[novalib]

16. "Good Night, AND..."

"Good Night, And if you don't keep watching ME, then CBS will hire Starr Jones as my replacement!"

[IChing]

17. "That's tonight's news because you can't handle the truth"

another one

[Cleita]

22. LOL!

[Lareina1970]

18. Mine :)

"That's the news for tonight. I'm Katie Couric, and you're screwed."

[Scout1071]

21. My favorite thus far: "That's what they tell me anyway." nt

[alfredo]

23. Fill up the bong bitch, I'm coming home.

[WI_DEM]

24. "Good Night, Mr. President and God Bless"