2 Particularly ignorant bumper stickers spotted on the same car....

[A HERETIC I AM]

On the way home for lunch just a bit ago.

"Evolution: When scientists made monkeys of themselves"

and

"Are you following Jesus this closely?"

Both of these framed one of Florida's "Choose Life" theme license plates.

The truly ironic thing is that this person was driving a VW Jetta! Volkswagen is pretty progressive, socially and provides same-sex benefits to it's employees, if i am not mistaken. I wonder if this individual knows she is driving a car made by a company that probably thinks her views are ignorant. I also wonder if she was aware that VW "Promotes the gay agenda" (insert audible, horrified gasp here) by merely being reasonable.

Luckily, she relied on just enough science to stop at the stoplights and depress her accelerator and brake pedals at the appropriate times.

[azurnoir]

1. Waana' buy a Jetta realllllll cheap?

if you see it parked affix a flyer stating the facts VW promotes a Gay Agenda with *for good measure) VW was HITLERS car maker, it's the truth.

[ComerPerro]

2. "Hey, man, honestly"

You don't want to drive that car. Its made by a Hitler-worshipping, fag-loving German company.

I'll do you a huge favor, and take it off your hands for $200.

[ComerPerro]

3. or, you can just wait for them to be magically Raptured

[hyphenate]

4. Sounds pretty much like the fundies I know

And surprisingly enough, if you told them how ignorant their views are, they would think you, not condemn you. How anyone can be happy being ignorant, I will never know.

[liberalmuse]

5. This person only needed 1 bumpersticker:

"I am a flaming idiot"