Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds

[Herman Munster]

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/news/local/15447475.htm

On their way to dig up a grave in rural southwestern Wisconsin, the Grunke brothers and a friend stopped at a Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms, authorities said.

Three days later, on Tuesday, twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were charged in Grant County with attempted theft — and attempting to have sex with a corpse.

"In different schools that teach you about bizarre behavior, necrophilia is one of those things that you hear about, but never think you'll have to deal with," said Grant County Sheriff Keith Grovier.

A Cassville police officer arrived at the St. Charles Cemetery on Saturday night after a neighbor alerted police to suspicious activity, according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday. The officer found an abandoned vehicle parked near the cemetery. Minutes later, the complaint stated, the officer saw Alexander Grunke walking toward the vehicle, dressed in black and sweating profusely.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. you win

that is officially the weirdest thing I have ever heard...























today...

[KamaAina]

2. This is a Lounge post if ever I saw one

kind of like this one, actually:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5596677&mesg_id=5596677

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Mojambo]

3. At least it was safe sex.

[Cronus Protagonist]

8. They wouldn't want to pass on an STD, of course

Some criminals do have ethics.

(I love this story :)

[SpiralHawk]

4. They must be republicons

since they seem to have a thing for deviant sex practices.


I mean, Bill O'Loofah Reilly, and Rush Oxycontin-Viagra Limbaugh, and Neil "underage Thai prostitutes" Bush, and the list goes on and on and on.

[lvx35]

22. Of course they were...republicans choose corpses because they are less...

...frigid than their own conservative wives. ;)

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. I wonder whose corpse they wanted to fuck?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[Cooley Hurd]

16. Here's her pic from matcom's thread in the Lounge:

[uppityperson]

6. some people have too much time on their hands.

"On the way to the cemetery, Radke said, they stopped by a Dodgeville Wal-Mart to buy condoms "because Nick wanted to use them when he had sex with a corpse," the complaint added.

Grovier said the three did not know the woman but had seen her picture in a newspaper obituary."

[dsc]

7. Can you imagine where they will have to move to to live this down?

Simply unbelievable.

[Solly Mack]

9. Move over, Greenlee - here come Grunkes and Radke

[Phredicles]

10. Why do you need condoms

to have sex with a corpse? :puke:

[Herman Munster]

11. these are the perps

[Phredicles]

12. It starts to make sense; who with a pulse would possibly be willing...

:puke:

[helderheid]

21. LOL!!

[dsc]

13. Sometimes criminals really do look the part

Both the first and third ones look almost vampire like.

[TheDebbieDee]

14. Ahhhhh. I see.........

No living, sane woman would have sex with these 3 losers!

[silverlib]

20. Hickies?

Those marks on the first guys neck look like hickies (sp?)!!

[lpbk2713]

24. Poster boys for the Freep website.

And all the freepers can't figure out what it was that they did wrong.

[MADem]

26. Is it me, or do those photos scream "INBRED?" NT

[TroglodyteScholar]

27. Not just that...

...but they looks like they've probably experimented w/ hard drugs at least a few thousand times.

[Sherman A1]

29. Better living through Chemistry!

[alittlelark]

30. The 3rd ones' shirt is inside out....

Did he have to dress quickly? Caught in the act...?:puke:

[Obamarama]

31. It's clear from their photos there's too much chlorine in their gene pool.

Look at those first two mug shots....twin GOUHLS. The third one looks to be a tad Freeperish.

[gizmo1979]

15. We're getting more

like Alabama everyday.Here in Wisconsin that is.Goodthing the Repule legislature has been pushing a family values agenda.

[Mike03]

17. The Most Perverse Aspect of This Story

to me is not that there are lone individuals who might think this way, but that THREE of them happen to be related or good friends. Think of how rare partner serial killers are, and how profiling had to absorb the shock that two serial killers might meet, befriend each other and operate together. I mean, think of it: Three necrophiliacs. I'm guessing (hoping) that necrophiliacs are quite rare. The odds against this are unimaginable. This is totally perverse, and a sign of the times.

[jayctravis]

32. When "Goth" is just not hardcore enough.

[acmavm]

18. These guys were all 20 years old. That must be their IQ as well.

That is just so past disgusting. Now I'll be creeped out.

What would make ANYONE want to do something like that?

[Joey Liberal]

19. They must be young republicans.............n/t

[Irreverend IX]

23. See, this is what happens...

When you start talking about legalizing gay marriage. Before long people will want to start marrying corpses and dogs and box turtles. If only those young men had been allowed to pray in school they would never have developed their deviant desires.

[acmejack]

25. That is disgusting.

They will be lucky if some of her relatives don't hire someone inside to pummel them severely. Hell, someone will probably do it for free.

[regnaD kciN]

28. "I **** dead people..."

:evilgrin:

My only question: given that this had to happen eventually, how could it happen in a blue state first??? :shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

33. Oh...

...I am sure this is not the first time this has ever happened.