Help Katie come up with a new sign off slogan!

[n2doc]

I am sure we can come with some good ones!!!:evilgrin: :smoke:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/05/eveningnews/main1967335.shtml
Be sure to post your entries here too....
:popcorn:

[Nikki Stone 1]

1. "I'm not a newscaster but I play one on TV"

:D

[zeemike]

7. or I am not a journalist but I play one on tv. n//t

[madame defarge]

2. "I quit" n/t

[Kire]

3. Have a nice day!

[LTR]

4. "Seig Heil! I'm whorin' for Bushco"

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

5. "Don't Worry....Be Happy!"

"I Know I Am."

[serryjw]

6. " No worry..Go shopping"

* is in the white house

[MichiganVote]

8. On the good ship lollipop.....

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. "Kiss them for me!"

[Cleita]

10. Here's a few from Stephanie Miller's show and

that we cooked up this morning on DU.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2060226&mesg_id=2060226

[Patsy Stone]

29. "Good night and good grooming."

:rofl:

[fob]

11. As a bought and paid for infotainment "news" whore, anything other

than, "Good Night and Keep the Change", is utter bullshit.

[Nikki Stone 1]

19. I like this one!

Good call

[Mark E. Smith]

12. Ahh tee hee hee!

At least we're safe!

[Junkdrawer]

13. "And that's how I'm told it is"

[arewenotdemo]

39. good one

[KansDem]

14. "....and that's the news. I hope it wasn't a real buzzkill for you!"

So where are the f*cking "Terms and Conditions" that we're suppose to agree to??? I've looked all over the CBS Evening News page and can't find them, yet I'm suppose to agree to them (?????) I hope this isn't a harbinger for CBS News...

[zeemike]

15. good night and don't forget to drink the Kool Aid n/t

[LostInAnomie]

16. "If you believe that shit you're dumber than I look."

[immoderate]

17. "Fuck you all!" **holds up both middle fingers**

We've come a long way since "A Face In The Crowd"*

*Classic Andy Griffith Movie.

--IMM

[BushOut06]

18. "If you want real news, why are you watching TV?" nm

nm

[PsN2Wind]

20. Leave the money on the nightstand!!

N/T

[Kire]

31. Ouch

[rzemanfl]

21. "and I'm a lying vagina, good night." n/t

[suegeo]

43. This would be better if she calmly delivered it in German.

[BringEmOn]

22. This is Katie Fellatio...

If at first you don't succeed...keep on suckin'!

[tanyev]

23. "I'm Katie Couric....watering down the news so it's easier to swallow."

[and-justice-for-all]

24. "Goodnight, I hope you enjoyed your civil rights."

[woo me with science]

36. I think you mean civil privileges. nt

[Jack Rabbit]

25. Good night, Howard Beale, wherever you are

Peter Finch as Howard Beale from the motion picture Network by Sidney Lumet (1975)
form American Rhetoric

[onehandle]

26. "I'm Rush Limbaugh's cumslut, and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Bad onehandle! Bad!

[greenbriar]

27. Its my party and I will GOP if I want to

rush limpballs rocks

[Patsy Stone]

28. Good night, and remember:

Nothing you've heard here tonight is the truth.

[mcscajun]

30. "And *that's* the way they say it is..."

:popcorn:

[judaspriestess]

32. Go Fuck Yourself America and Thanks for stopping by

:spray:

ala Anchorman

[peekaloo]

33. Does my botox make me seem more credible?

[cherokeeprogressive]

34. In SHORT, I'm Katie Couric

[woo me with science]

35. You like me! You really like me! nt

[Zorro]

37. CBS Rocks!

[Broken_Hero]

38. "And thats the bottom line"

from Bruce Almighty...:)

[Kire]

40. Buh-Bye, Buh-Bye, Buh-Bye Now, Buh bye

[AngryOldDem]

41. Got a laugh out of this line

<<If nothing else, it will be a lot of fun reading your ideas and, who knows, maybe one will actually stick.<<

Knowing the sharp, witty minds here, the CBS Webmaster will be extremely busy for the next couple of days. First GM, now CBS. When are they gonna learn not to set themselves up like this???

:evilgrin:

[suegeo]

42. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!

...now let's start the music "springtime for Hitler"

[Tom Rinaldo]

44. "Looking Good, and that's enough for now". n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

45. "No talking, keep shopping." Stepford Wives: Supermarket Announcer.

Amen.

[suegeo]

46. How about a lead in, instead of a sign off?

Since Katie is so cutting edge, maybe she could run onto the set, like a cheerleader on crack, screaming

"Two Bits, Four Bits, Six Bits a Dollar, if you like my new (haircut/shoes/lip gloss/outfit/short skirt) stand up and hollar!"

[suegeo]

47. I'm not a lightweight. I'm not.!

I am Zena the Warrior Princess. I really am.