Scenes cut from ABC's "GOP-U-Drama" in the interest of fairness.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. Threesome with Bill, Monica and Osama.

2. Hilary with Osama.

3. Boots with Osama.

4. Howard Dean with Osama.

5. Kerry giving flying lessons to terrorists.

6. Al Gore giving Bush a drink laced with a massive dose of Valium & THC to explain Bush's response to 9-11.

7. Nancy Pelosi spiking the White House's water supply with LSD to explain the way the Iraq war has been handled.

8. Max Cleland sending suitcases of money to Al Qaida.

9. Dennis Kucinich sending anthrax to Bush but it's mis-delivered.

and 10.... All elected Democrats in a Satanic orgy praising the 9-11 attacks.




See! All our letters have helped a little.

Keep writing, peoples!
:toast:
"The despot, the moment he sits on the throne and puts the inherit

[Captain Hilts]

1. WELL DONE! nt

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Thanks... I accidentally posted this in LBN first... I believe it would

have passed for true at FR.

[JackRiddler]

8. Hey Mook!

Buckner.

[Captain Hilts]

9. He wouldn't have beaten Mook to the bag anyway.

Stanley blew it.

[JackRiddler]

10. au contraire

Stanley did just fine.

(Coming at you from the great borough of Queens.)

[DeepModem Mom]

2. That's us fascist appeasers! LOL! nt

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. Don'cha knowit! I'm having them over for dinner tonight!

[kurth]

4. Path to 9/11, Part Deux: The Saddam Connection

Opening Scene: Saddam delivering WMDs in plain brown wrapper to Osama in Prague.

[JuniperLea]

5. Whew! Dodged a bullet! LOL!!!

I plot your rubric scarab
I steal your satellite
I want your wife to be my
Baby tonight, baby tonight

I choose to steal what you choose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You’re mine for the taking

I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil

Pay me I’ll be your surgeon
I’d like to pick your brain
Capture you inject you
Leave you kneeling in the rain
Kneeling in the rain

I choose to steal what you choose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You’re mine for the taking

I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil

I’d like your blue eyed horseshoe
I’d like your emerald horny toad
I’d like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road

And then I’d spend your ransom money
But still I keep your sheep
I’d peel the mask you’re wearing
And then rob you of your sleep
Rob you of your sleep

I choose to steal what you choose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You’re mine for the taking

I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil

I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil
I’m making a career of evil

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

15. Is that W's theme song?

[ThomWV]

6. 10a. While eating babys ... you forgot

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. Actually, they're leaviing that part in.

[KansDem]

7. You forgot the scene where a young George and young Osama

have a spat about who's going to buy the gas when they both head out cruising to pick up chicks. Due to their falling out, they never speak to each other again. That would explain why the Corporate Media never examines the decades-old relationship between the Bush Family and the bin Laden Family. I know it sounds insane, but there must be some reason...:shrug:



Hey, c'mon George...I paid last time. Just come up with the f*cking money so we can get going!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Osama and a pink Caddy????

That's something I never expected to see.

[TexasLawyer]

12. LOL!!! Way too funny

They also removed the weddings scenes-- Chelsea Clinton secretly sold as a child bride into Osama's harem.