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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 05:34 AM
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Today's big news story is that Paris Hilton was DUI...
OMG! Perish the thought that a rich party girl was drunk! This is national news and surely puts the nation at risk for an increase in the threat level and more draconian laws. Elect Republics! They'll crack down on Paris Hilton! We'll be safer, but not safe yet.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 05:44 AM
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1. or the Bush twins
Edited on Thu Sep-07-06 05:46 AM by Horse with no Name
just some overpriveleged rich party kids who wouldn't know responsibility if it bit them in their C. Gilson clad asses.
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 06:36 AM
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2. What? no anti-semitic rant?
Case dismissed.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 06:43 AM
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3. I guess celibacy has driven her to drink
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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 06:50 AM
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4. As opposed to getting an IUD.
LOL.
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