Second biggest story deserving of media outrage today....Starbucks mermaid

[Skidmore]

has her boobies showing on their anniversary coffee cup and it corrupting the minds of our middle schoolers! I mean adolescent boys will be blind and illiterate soon.

[wakeme2008]

1. Must Go Get Coffee...

NOW... :) :) :) :evilgrin:

[GeorgeGist]

2. It seems like only yesterday...

that National Geographic corrupted my mind.

[zbdent]

3. Not to mention

hairy palms ...

[notadmblnd]

4. my middle schooler has been yanking'on his wanker

since he discovered it at about the age of 9 months. a couple of naked breasts aren't going to move him either way. Oh and the hair on his hands.... he shaves it.

[fed-up]

5. thanks for a good morning chuckle-nt

[never_get_over_it]

6. Nine months? LOL

I've always been convinced they started in utero

[notadmblnd]

9. That's when I noticed that he had discovered it

It may have actually started the moment he was conceived.

[Generic Other]

7. Middle schoolers drinking coffee

It'll stunt their growth.

[lectrobyte]

8. Does it seem that spankworthy? Hard to say, pardon the pun.

[ChrisCat]

11. It's worse than I thought, even her split-tail is showing!! eom

[ComerPerro]

10. middle schoolers drink coffee?