"One of the hardest parts of my job is connecting Iraq to the WarOnTerror"

[OwnedByFerrets]

I only saw ONE post on this. This quote should be EVERYWHERE!!!! It should be on t-shirts, posters and bumper stickers.
Of all the thousands of stupid things monkeyboy has said, this one has to be top 5.
SPREAD THE WORD!

[zanne]

1. I think the reason for the lack of posts on this is...

We're not at all surprised by a quote like that. It's become common knowledge, among DUers, that Bush has been contradicting himself publicly for six years.

[Chimichurri]

2. I heard him say that to Katie last night! I couldn't believe my ears.

It should be plastered everywhere for sure.

[Phredicles]

3. Did he seriously say that?

Now matter how much a person lies, eventually the truth WILL spill out!


PS - Recommended!

[atfqn]

13. The Bush Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[tallahasseedem]

4. Funny... because he has no problem

connecting his head with his ass.

[Nabia2004]

5. You have to be a mind reader in this place

ok, by the 4th post I knew it was about Bush.

[tallahasseedem]

6. Not really.

"monkey boy" is a typical nickname for Bush.

[FearofFutility]

7. Monkeyboy didn't give it away?

:)

[Nabia2004]

14. Should have, I must have still been asleep

My eyes take a while to focus in. :-)

[bdamomma]

8. on stephanie miller right now they were questioning that maybe

that was one of bushie instructions from rove, to connect Iraq to the war on terror. rove probably smacked his head when bushie said that.

[omega minimo]

9. Here is the original "ONE post" you lifted

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2065952


You copied and pasted my OP title rather than kick the original thread







:::

[OwnedByFerrets]

12. Sorry,

I am obviously a little slow. I just learned that the threads auto "kicked". Next time I will just "kick" it.

[npincus]

10. Chimp said this???? More info, please. When? Where?

[FearofFutility]

11. See post #9 n/t