Disney Murders Man at Theme Park

[NYCGirl]

From Cliff Schecter at the Huffington Post:

Well, actually, I am not sure exactly what happened during this roller coaster accident at Disneyland in 2003. But before the man got on a ride at Disney's theme park, he was alive. After climbing aboard their ride, he was dead.

Using the creative license Disney/ABC affords itself in determining what led to the death of almost 3,000 people on 9/11, I can only conclude they murdered him.

Now off to send this message out to our school children, so they know not to take a chance with their lives by climbing aboard any Disney ride, as Disney executives are apt to kill people.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cliff-schecter/disney-murders-man-at-the_b_28914.html

[Coexist]

1. OMFG - that is beautiful.

[Cronus Protagonist]

2. Love. It.

[Cassandra]

3. If someone made a film claiming...

Walt Disney was a serial child molester and ran disclaimers saying it was a fictionalized account, how would Disney feel about that?

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. Walt Disney was a serial child molester? Holy Fuck!!! This is HUGH!!

[Richard Steele]

6. I think I read that somewhere recently!

[Cronus Protagonist]

12. It's been going around the Internets... so it must be true!

[Jackpine Radical]

15. Yes, definitely. Some people say Disney was a child molester.

Some people say he had a thing for small animals, too.

[Ghost in the Machine]

31. Hmmm, ... so maybe he *DID* design this ride! Looks like Donald Duck

[NYCGirl]

8. Actually, read this great book about Disney — he was not a nice man:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/1566631580/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/002-4763989-5681634?ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=283155

[SDDEM06]

10. Are you series!?!!?

[helderheid]

4. NYCGirl. Thank you! Recommend 1

[ACK]

7. They'll just blame Clinton

And his penis.

[NYCGirl]

14. That's impossible. Clinton was no where near Disneyland...

his penis, however....eh.....maybe.

[leftofthedial]

9. it (now) has been suggested that barbara bush

herself made the phone call that fingered the guy Disney murdered. She did so at the request of her son, George.

The plot thickens.

[NYCGirl]

11. I heard that too!

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

13. see?

it's been "corroborated."

[lonestarnot]

16. The price of admission at the gate is enough to kill an average person.

[malaise]

17. Stunningly brilliant

This is how you fight back.
I also hope Dems do not use any ABC stations to sell ads for the 2006 elections. Pull the ads from ABC.

[hootinholler]

18. When asked about the bullet hole in his head

Disney couldn't explain it.

-Hoot

[KurtNYC]

19. I was on that ride at Disneyland and I never saw park employees

do anything to help that man.*


* for this word parsing exercise I am indebted to the Swift Boat Veterans -- especially whichever asshole said that he was on Kerry's boat and never saw what Kerry and his shipmates did while leaving out the fact that he wasn't in Vietnam at the same time that Kerry was. I similarly was not one a ride at Disneyland when anyone was killed.

[NYCGirl]

20. Great!

See. the swifties are good for something!
:rofl:

[GeorgeGist]

21. I think it was in ...

Fantasyland.

[Fuzz]

22. And the CEO of Disney was called, he slammed down the phone after

shouting, "Let the mother-fucker die!"

[jdadd]

23. I THINK DA GUY HAD IT COMNG

DISN3Y SECURITY FOUND A CLIN2N BUMPER STIKER ON HIS CAR IN DA PARKNG LOT!1!11!11 WTF

[Imagevision]

24. Actually it was Disney's fault due to lack of proper ride maintenance

[yowzayowzayowza]

25. Tweak time!!! Tweak time!!!

k&r

[Gidney N Cloyd]

26. Huh. I thought Disney always dragged the bodies over to Universal Studios.

I kid, I kid.

[bonito]

27. I posted this on my orlando craigslist today

Thanks for posting it here! It's just so true.

[Scout]

28. she didn't die...

but I saw a woman get off of Space Mountain, and she was so sick and so mad, I thought she might give herself a stroke! I never knew Space Mountain was so dangerous....

[David Zephyr]

29. Kids never died at Neverland. Why do they die at Disneyland?

[BootinUp]

32. I don't even associate MJ with the word "neverland" anymore

have you seen the movie Finding Neverland? Its nice to forget about Michael's sociopathy for awhile.

[Mr_Spock]

30. I appreciate your logic

:D

[AtomicKitten]

33. forewarned is fair warned

midget porn (enough said)
save the children