EXCLUSIVE! Selected scenes from "The Path to 9/11" (dialup warning)

[KansDem]

President George W. Bush is told: “We are under attack.”


Vice-President Dick Cheney ponders the nation’s next move from an undisclosed location


President Bush and WHIG members prepare for war…


To fight the war on terror, Vice-President Dick Cheney procures no-bid contracts for Halliburton


Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld gives his famous “There are known knowns” speech.


President Bush assembles “Coalition of the Willing”


President Bush assuages the fears of a nervous nation by entertaining journalists with his hilariously famous “Nope-they're-not-here/where-are-the-weapons-of-mass-destruction?” routine

[wakeme2008]

1. kick and nom :) nt

[ixion]

2. kicked and recommended

very nice! :yourock:

[BrotherBuzz]

3. Ummm, those are all disney characters

Check! :rofl:

Thanks

[Julius Civitatus]

4. More scenes from the movie...

Bush, Rummy and Cheney drum up support for the invasion of Iraq...



President Bush gives his famous "Mission Accomplished" speech aboard a carrier:


President Bush lands fighter jet in carrier before his "Mission Accomplished" speech:


Presidential adviser Karl Rove attacks patriotism of Democrats in a controversial speech:


Dick Cheney plays dress-up and enjoys his old memorabilia in his undisclosed bunker:


More "alone time" photos of Mr. Cheney:



Meanwhile, Rumsfeld gives a nuanced and subtle speech about the anti-war opposition:


Freepers pledge allegiance to their leader:
http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1546721_4,00.jpg

Movie poster:


Closing titles:

[KansDem]

5. Damn! And I thought *I* had the exclusive!

Well done! :rofl:

[Julius Civitatus]

13. Another little contribution...

:evilgrin:

[Julius Civitatus]

17. Kick once again!

:kick:

[racaulk]

6. Kicked and nominated!

Funniest thread I've seen in a while! Thanks for the laugh!

:rofl:

[hootinholler]

7. Shouldn't it be Duck Cheney?

Works on several levels I think. Or maybe it should be Cheney, Duck! I know I'd duck if I saw Cheney.

:rofl:

A most gratuitous and levitating post.

-Hoot

Edit to ask is the Coalition of the willing image link broken on purpose? Clever of you, no picture.

[SeattleGirl]

8. ROFL!!!!!

Now that's a version I might really want to see! Nice job!! :applause:

[LTR]

9. And for that, you deserve a kick and a recommend!

That is very funny!

:rofl:

[SDDEM06]

10. Bravo!

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[Julius Civitatus]

11. Kick n-t

:kick:

[razors edge]

12. kick, lol

how do i nominate?

[Hissyspit]

14. THAT'S what people mean when they say "I hate this Mickey Mouse shit!"

:evilgrin:

[Jawja]

15. Nominated.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Terrific!!

[Imagevision]

16. KansDem> excellant posting...!