Now CNN: Suspicious item found in car in Pentagon Parking lot

[katty]

[Kutjara]

1. Maybe it's a clue.

After all, nobody at the Pentagon has ever been in the presence of one of those, so it probably looks highly suspicious to them.

[Ravy]

2. Maybe they have found a Rumsfeld supporter (n/t)

[Sherman A1]

5. Was it the Inflatable Osama Threat Doll?

Complete with instructions for filling it with Hot Air every time Mr. Bush's poll numbers sag a bit.

[Sherman A1]

3. Maybe it was Rummy?

Or Rummy's Dummy?

[Ezlivin]

4. Bin Laden's car pool?

Since they can't seem to find him...

[xchrom]

6. was it red -- for red alert?

[acmejack]

9. A herring.

What color do you think it is?

[xchrom]

17. a stinking, smelly red herring -- i should have known.

slapping hand to forehead smilie. -- ya i know there isn't one.

[Jacobin]

7. lemme guess

it'll turn out to be a Burger King bag with a half eaten hamburger.

[MichiganVote]

8. Probably a condom

[YDogg]

13. Full of bogeymen

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. Maybe it was Rummie's

coke stash?

[daleo]

11. Maybe it is that bloodstain

That started in Iraq, and is now making its way to the Pentagon. Eventually Rummy, Bush and Cheney will be covered.

[Renew Deal]

12. Is it a Burger King Frypod?

Freedom Fries

[Demeter]

14. It's Plausible Deniablity (tm)!

The ultimate in cover-ups! Conceals wrinkles, stretch marks, pimples, scars, and major human rights violations. Not available in stores, developed as an offshoot of the Space Program and the Vietnam War, this product is yours today for only $3 billion per ounce! Call our 800 number (1800-EAT-Sh*T) and order today!

[NashVegas]

15. Has Early Voting Started Already?

I don't think it has in TN.

[KansDem]

16. Right on cue!

You don't suppose this has anything to do with "The Path to 9/11" that airs in 3 days? Hmmmmm...

[musette_sf]

18. Hani Hanjour's passport? n/t

[CoffeeCat]

19. If it's a giant, unattended suitcase...

...then it's probably just Karl Rove's giant lunch.

[sweetheart]

20. They found rummy's after-work joint.

It was fresh rolled and stuck in the coin tray of his vehicle along with a dime bag.

Then his coworkers commented on the lightness of the boss's mood recently, and figured he's been gettin' high on somethin'.

[InkAddict]

21. Shopping bag from Victoria's Secrets n/t

Explosive contents - a teddy "bare" and "Rapture" perfume.

[cynatnite]

22. Bet it belongs to Rummy...whatever it is n/t

[malaise]

23. Cheney's heart? n/t

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

24. They Said It's A Can Of Republican Integrity & That It's Highly Suspicious

[Taxloss]

25. Is it a roadmap? Tattered, but hardly used? Or a clue? n/t

[Raksha]

26. I know everyone is having a lot of fun and I hate to spoil it

but wouldn't it be awful if in the middle of all this red-herring tossing, there were to be a real terrorist attack? I can definitely imagine the possibility. THEY are too preoccupied with catapulting the propaganda, while WE stopped taking them seriously a long time ago. I can definitely envision a scenario where nobody saw it coming, for either/both of those reasons.

[dflprincess]

27. The only terra-ist attack we need to worry about is one

perpetrated by the thugs in the White House. We have nothing to fear but Bushco itself. (Sorry, FDR)

[guinivere]

28. Prolly just a half finished Colt 45 in a paper bag. nt

[Horse with no Name]

29. It was Rush Limbaugh's

hemorrhoid cream.

[razors edge]

30. could it be

the missing trillions rummy announced on 9-10-01?

[AspenRose]

31. Psst! Hey, you! YOU! Look OVER HERE!

That's it...look over heeeeere....*sparkly object*

See the pretty colors? Ooooh, PRETTY!

:eyes:

[razors edge]

32. Yeh, I see it now, kewllll

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. A vibrator?

[Ouabache]

34. Maybe it's another OSama tape

for Condi, with the seat numbers included this time?

[madmusic]

35. Toothpaste?

Or maybe shampoo.