George W. Bush--

[Peanutcat]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THE MAN UP???????????

Everytime he comes on TV, I wanna jab ice-picks in my ears and gouge out my eyes with a spoon!!!!!!!!!!

Everytime I hear him speak, my brain-thinky score goes down 50 points!!!!!!!!!!

Everytime I see that God-damned smirk, my vision turns red and steam comes out my ears!!!!!!!!!!

I am so fucking sick of having that idiot chimp for president!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!

[lisa58]

1. I'm there...

...I also can't stand condi - saw her on the bbc this morning and I can't stand the sound of her voice much less the crap she spews.

[SeattleGirl]

2. I have the SAME reaction, Peanut

I cannot stand to watch or listen to him.

[Monkeyman]

3. My Remote goes click when he talks lost two tv already LOL

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

4. Does Your Remote And Or TV Have A Mute Or Channel Button?

Cool. Problem solved.

[Peanutcat]

6. Not really

If you mute, you still haveta look at him, and if you change channels, he's still there . . . . .

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. Oops. My Bad. Does Your Remote And Or TV Have An On/Off Button?

Cool. Now the problem is thoroughly solved!

[Peanutcat]

15. Yeah--

But sadly one has to keep up with the latest shit that comes up.

[SharonAnn]

5. A recent funny store for you: The 93 year-old doyenne of our county

Democratic Party has been in an out of the hospital and nursing homes for the last three months. Much of the time she appears to be unresponsive to sound or touch and doesn't open her eyes.

However, when her daughters were with her in the hospital the other day, she appeared to be unresponsive but when the TV switched to broadcasting a speech by *, she spoke up and said "Shut that off! I can't stand to listen to him."

Her daughters decided that she was doing better.

She's a solid Democrat and we're sorry she's been so ill. But we all agreed, that response sounded just like her!

[Peanutcat]

9. LOL!

:rofl:

[Janice325]

7. I agree.

My vocabulary when I'm caught off guard and he's on television usually turns to "fucker," "fucking asshole," "idiot son," "dumbfuck," etc.
Or, if anyone else in my house is within earshot of me, it's "lalalalalalalalalla," with my fingers in my ears.
He's the most pathetic excuse for a human being I've had the misfortune to "know" (even though we're not acquainted or anything) in my life (over a half century).
:puke:
Great rant, by the way!

[Peanutcat]

10. Thanks!

He was being interviewed on the news, and I just blew up. The man is just so fucking stupid!

[malaise]

8. More importantly the fugger was lying again

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2816379&mesg_id=2816379

Edit -sp.

[Peanutcat]

13. Yeah--

Like I said, No Shit?!

[Virginia Dare]

12. May I join your pity party?

because I feel the SAME FUCKING WAY!!!!

[Peanutcat]

14. Everybody's welcome!

Glad to have you here!

[Greylyn58]

16. I feel your pain

I've been feeling this way since the beginning of his occupation. The man is a total waste in the verb-age department. Whenever he comes on the screen the volume goes down immediately.

I can't stand hearing him talk and that perpetual smirk on his face....don't even get me started.

[teamster633]

17. Situational Tourette Syndrome?

Hearing chimpolini sends me into spasms of obscenity usually absent in the male of the species beyond the 7th grade. I can't hit the "off" button fast enough; just the sound of his voice brings on an "attack". The only known cure at this point is the XXII Amendment, but research indicates that impeachment might provide some relief.

[Peanutcat]

18. More like a panic attack--

D'ya think I could sue the Bush administration for emotional damage?

[Janice325]

19. Thanks for this thread.

I'm glad other folks have the same "symptoms" I do.
My cursing drives my gf nuts though (I'm a female). Gf doesn't like Shrub either, but thinks I'm too "vitriolic" about him. I don't think she's quite as up-to-date as I am regarding idiot son (she doesn't read or post here).
Dumbfuck asshole is such a piece of work that I hope EVERYONE in the whole wide world will see that the emperor has no clothes before it's too late for all of us.
Ok, end of my rant.
Please continue.....