Presenting: The George "Macaca" Allen Family Portrait - For Real/Must See

[LibDemAlways]

This is not a joke. This POS actually hangs on the wall in the Allen home!



Yes, that's FOX on the tv!

Read all about it here:

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/george-allen/george-allen's-family-portrait-198490.php

[Buzz Clik]

1. What a bunch of weeds.

[notadmblnd]

2. They look like a bunch of lushes.

sitting at a bar with the children and a table full of margaretas. I thought holy rollers didn't drink?

[tuvor]

3. Poor guy with the ukelele.

That hat does a poor job of hiding a head with very little cranial capacity.

[Ron Green]

4. It looks like a Jack Chick tract pic.

(Say that ten times as fast as you can.)

[C_U_L8R]

5. Why's he sportin' a woodie?

sexy ukelele guy make georgie so horny ?

[Anakin Skywalker]

6. Looks Almost as Sanctimonious and Shitty

as those Thomas Kinkade paintings we were dissing here on DU a few days ago! :)

[NoodleyAppendage]

7. What? Did the KKK artist forget to paint in the Aunt Jemima maid?

That illustration (won't dignify it by calling it a painting) is a case study in penis envy, self-esteem issues, and racist undertones. There's some sick psychological undertones in this piece of shit.

J

[warrior1]

8. They're

all white if I'm not mistaken. Correct?

[NNN0LHI]

11. I think even the cat is white

This reminds me of one of those brainteasers where you look at a picture for things that are just not quite right or don't seem to fit in.

They always had them in kids magazines of waiting rooms for dentists offices to keep the little kiddies occupied.

Don

[Kutjara]

9. It's telling that Georgie had himself placed in front..

...and is totally disengaged from the rest of the family. Who is he going to throw the football to, and why weren't they deemed worthy to be included in the picture?

Even the family cat is so ashamed to be associated with the putz it's trying to hide its face.

[AX10]

10. Where's the Oak Tree?

[LibDemAlways]

12. kick