There once was a moran named Brit

[DancingBear]

Whose career was quite mired in shit
So he got on his knees
And performed with great ease
To become yet another Fox twit

[NMDemDist2]

1. ouch!

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

2. Pretty much sums him up!

Twit indeed.

Talk about knee pads. He couldn't be more obvious.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[flyarm]

3. hi brit..fuck you brit!! bye bye..n/t

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

4. First time ever K & R'ing a limerick. :-) n /t

:hi: MKJ

[City Lights]

5. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. Excellent!

:rofl:

[UTUSN]

7. Excellent - now, let's K&R n/t

[Coexist]

8. There was a reporter named Brit

In an anchor chair he hoped to sit,
But Jennings was great,
Hume, just second rate,
ending up in a Fox Newsroom pit.

[Straight Shooter]

9. There once was a flunkie named Brit

Totally devoid of wisdom and wit
But he was such a great ho
of bush fellatio
Jeff Gannon threw a HUGH! hissy-fit.

[zeemike]

10. There once was an anchor named Brit

There once was an anchor named Brit
Whose job was to dreg from the pit
The worst of the news
Replete with the blues
And cover it all with his shit.

[HopeFor2006]

11. K&R

[zeemike]

12. Come on folks we can do more

There once was a reporter named Brit
Whose hairpiece didn't quite fit
But he didn't care
Cause he carried a spare
And on it he did comfortably sit.

I just love limericks don't you?

[tavalon]

13. Excellent

I wonder if he spits or swallows?

[Swamp Rat]

14. LOL!!!!

:applause:

[malmapus]

15. Ooooo it just rolls off the tongue with such ease!!

Excellent!! :D

[dave123williams]

16. There once was a tool named Rush

There once was a tool named Rush
whose drug habit made Kurt Kobain blush.
he hated the poor,
a contemptible boor
his future's in now being a lush.

[zeemike]

17. I love it now I will try one

There once was a druggie named Rush
Who’s habit made most people blush
With a little blue pill
And a little girl from Brazil
He gave his dinky a flush