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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:07 PM
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Anyone have a gun? The next time
Edited on Fri Sep-08-06 03:08 PM by Texas Explorer
Tucker Carlson's face comes up on my TV screen, I want to shove some buckshot down his throat.

This is going to get deleted, isn't it?
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StraightDope Donating Member (716 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:10 PM
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1. Every time I turn on the TV...
I get the same urge, but with on difference. I get that feeling wenever ANYTHING is on the idiot box. I haven't had a TV for four years, and I don't think that I'll ever have one again. That shit rots your brain, with a few exceptions.
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:20 PM
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2. While I appreciate the sentiment,
changing the channel is cheaper.

But I tell you, I damn near break my thumb on the remote some days.
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:21 PM
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3. Print this out.
Put it on a fence post and shoot it. It's a lot cheaper!

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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:22 PM
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4. As far as I know
the rules page says nothing about not being able to shoot your TV. Fire away.
but post pics
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:26 PM
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5. I don't like guns, but...
I think strangling the milquetoast with his own bowtie would be more appropriate.
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:27 PM
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6. Don't Kill the Messenger!
Your poor television isn't responsible for he idiocy coming out of of it.
You could shoot traditional spit wads of chewed paper at his image without much danger.
A costlier way of striking at the image would be silly string. Do not use cheese whiz.
Better yet, switch the box off and tune up your local community radio station. Perhaps Democracy Now is on.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:28 PM
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7. Naw, shooting the TV will help relieve stress
but then you have to clean up the mess. Bowtie Boy ain't worth one pellet from anyone.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:28 PM
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8. Shooting TV sets is fun and satisfying
Especially when they are running.

Please be sure of your backdrop, and clean up the mess so nobody gets hurt on the broken glass.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:31 PM
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9. It really, really is about how satisfying it would be ;)
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don954 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:35 PM
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10. I always keep my Anzio 50 completely disabled for this exact
reason, i might get too tempted to blow my TV away sometimes..
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:37 PM
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11. Can't stand him.
I sent an email to MSNBC about him earlier in his show. He's terrible. And shrill.
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ms liberty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:39 PM
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12. I'm watching him too...and I feel I must agree 100%...
Sometimes I actually agree with him, strangely enough he occasionally says something smart. Unfortunately, when it happens, it takes me days recover from the shock!
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:48 PM
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13. locking.....
Advocating harm to another person is a rule violation.
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