Fred Phelps on Stewart and Colbert...

[StraightDope]

http://www.smithappens.com/flash/114/Evil-reverend-diatribe-against-stewartcolbert.html

:rofl:

Great Stuff! I needed to laugh hysterically for 10 minutes straight. If you do too, I recommend watching this l'il gem.

[Ekirh]

1. I saw this posted on fark earlier. . .

I can't help it . . him saying toast and a picture of toast appearing makes me laugh. . . .

with that being said.. fuck Phelps.

[Kutjara]

2. Phelps has helped me to find my true calling.

Before watching this excellent video, I merely thought I was a sarcastic smartass. Now I know I'm a mocking fag-enabler. Why, just today, I enabled several dozen fags merely by laughing my head off at a poorly translated menu in my local Chinese restaurant. I may go over to a friend's house later and laugh at his new haircut, thereby enabling many more fags.

Phelps has liberated me from a life of humdrum ridicule and transformed me into a powerful force for fagdom.

[StraightDope]

3. I'm straight, but I enjoy oral and/or anal sex...

So I guess I'm a Godless sodomite fag-lover too! And proudly so, I might add!

[Warpy]

4. Well, it's obvious he hasn't read his babble lately

Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of their lack of hospitality to the celestial visitors in disguise.

Lot threw his virgin daughters to an angry mob rather than let them disturb his guests.

Lot was a total scumball. If I were unfortunate enough to be his wife, I'd have looked back and been grateful to be turned into a pillar of salt. It was easier than getting a divorce in those days.

Phelps needs to get to know these stories a little better. Of course, most of his illiterate followers don't know the difference, but there's a smartass in every crowd. One of these days, they're going to manage to out him.

[silverweb]

5. Oh, puke.

I suffered through less than a full minute of his bullshit before I had to shut it down.

Were you actually able to get through the whole 10 minutes? I commend your stamina!

:D

[celtdem]

6. If Amurka is irreversibly damned.

why is he wasting his breath? :eyes:

[Kutjara]

7. Damned if I know. Oh, wait...

...I'm damned anyway. Well, I'll be double damned.

[StraightDope]

8. The way I figure it...

I'm dodecatuplely damned at this point. C'est la Vie!

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[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Well, since I can't do anything about it...

I'm just going to resume being a homosexual sodomite.

[Monk06]

10. Check this Youtube out haruka3_2000

It doesn't get better than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Oh yeah, I already have that on my youtubes favorites list.

It's pretty much priceless.

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[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Well, the BFEE is pretty damn real however...

the Phelps family is definitely very looney, even Fox News doesn't want these people around and Fox is pretty damn homophobic.

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[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. It's not a conspiracy when it's all quite out in the open.

By the way, I'm certainly not living in festering rampant paranoia or gibbering fear.

One can be aware of the BFEE without bringing in "'men in black" "govt black ops" "agent provocateur", "psyops" etc. The connections of the Bush family are quite public. The family is also quite evil, hence "Bush Family Evil Empire."

Also, why would you even bring up the BFEE in regards to Fred Phelps?

[Sonnabend]

20. I saw that "Know your BFEE": thread then saw this video

...instant comparison :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Okay...um...not seeing the "instant comparison" here...

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[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. The BFEE because they have the capability to do far more damage.

Phelps is like a fucked-up side show of hate. Bush is responsible for killing thousands of people, raping the environment, etc.

[Monk06]

13. "There's something between us..." That is soooo romantic

[StraightDope]

24. Lawl...

:rofl:

Great stuff!

[Red Right and BLUE]

16. Wait a minute.

I thought TV was against their religion? So how does he know about the Emmy's or Jon and my beloved Papa Bear?

This is hilarious, thanks.

[zaj]

19. Does this guy realize he is "mocking" homosexuals by calling them "FAGS"?

mock·er·y (mŏk'ə-rē)
n., pl. -ies.
1) Scornfully contemptuous ridicule; derision.
2) A specific act of ridicule or derision.
3) An object of scorn or ridicule: made a mockery of the rules.
4) A false, derisive, or impudent imitation: The trial was a mockery of justice.
5) Something ludicrously futile or unsuitable: The few packages of food seemed a mockery in the face of such enormous destitution.