What should ABC's disclaimer say

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

Here's mine.

"What you are seeing is loosely based on a report, modified heavily by the hallucinations of right-wing nutjobs."

What's yours?

(modified for spelling)

[WinkyDink]

1. "Brought to you by Lies 'R' Us" will do.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

4. How bout'

For $19.95, order the version we weren't allowed to show.

[Wretched Refuse]

17. The long and winding Path to 9/11

Well, could not we go further back in our time machine and ask:
What the hell did George Bush I do to stop Osama? I mean why not do that? He had the whole middle east in his grubby little hands back in 1991, so why not take Osama out right then either?

Now HERE is a concept for y'all,

It has struck me that this "non-issue" (really if you think about all the treason this admin is doing, this is a non-issue) is REALLY the DLC re-asserting itself as the controller of ALL things Democrat.
I mean it is all a Clinton (+administration) face saving thing that now supposedly ALL good Dems come to the aid of their "fearless leader." Well, it really is sapping our "momentum" on other more important issues, and the corporate controlled DLC KNOWS THAT.

So, I have stayed outside the blogosphere on this one, except for the few phone calls to ABC radio to gnash my teeth on the air, with the likes of Levin (the Zionist) and the new idiot (Jerry) last night taking over Laura Ingram's 8-10 slot in the NY ABC market.

Screw Disney and ABC, they were the next to fall to the nazis after Fox anyway, everyone knew that. I believe that ABC is also stirring the pot to get all good Dems back into the DLC fold, as Hilary was starting to get REALLY antsy at the calls to debate Tasini and with Lamont, and the Screw the DLC push happening as of late, I feel this is the motive for the over-hype of this non-issue.

This all just another Corporate-control of our sense of "what is important."

[DeadManInc]

2. Brought to you by the

lying fucking bastards at ABC and Disney.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

3. Good one

Mickey's hands are at 6:30

[gademocrat7]

5. Presented by the greedy, evil , dishonest GOP.

This program was made to enable the GOP to hide the real truth about 9/11 from you. Our broadcast will further our cause of dishonesty. We encourage our viewers to remain stupid and fearful.

[Triana]

6. We're Blazing Liars...But Watch This Anyway, and Believe It! (n/t)

[Brian Stevens]

7. Simple

"CHANGE THE CHANNEL"

[randr]

8. The "South Park" disclaimer comes to mind

[Totally Committed]

9. It SHOULD say:

In the spirit of fairness, and due to egregious inaccuracies in the script, this program has been cancelled. We apologize to former President Bill Clinton, and his administration for the total lies that were debated publicly because of our stubborn refusal to do the right thing immediately. And, we apologize to the American people for using the public airwaves to try and broadcast government propaganda.

Instead, please stay tuned for Michael Moore's "Farenheit 9/11", depicting factual events, and which will be shown completely without commercial interruption.

We beg your forgiveness.



But, it won't.

TC

[RollergirlVT]

10. Just change the title

A Neocons Fantasy Path to 9/11

[minnesota_liberal]

11. Instead of a news and entertainment interest...

... we wish to be known as a provider of right-wing disinformation.

[Warpy]

12. This is a pack of lies the administration wants you to believe

That's the only disclaimer that fits.

[Nite Owl]

13. Well it could very well say

This ad had been approved by the RNC because it really is a five hour ad for them.

[bluedog]

14. we are G Damn LIARS n/t

[Vickers]

15. "Made possible with a grant from the Fear The Clenis Foundation"

:P

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

16. Ha!

That one made me spit coffee.