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Edited on Sat Sep-09-06 10:41 AM by dbt
PuppetBoy has been squawking this handy little phrase for the last five years without bothering to have his handlers provide the least bit of context as to what these supposed lessons might be, so I figure we're on our own. Here are the lessons I have learned about September Eleventh, 2001--the hard way:
LESSON 1: George Wanker Bush is a COWARD. Where the fuck WAS he all day long on 9/11/2001? Why did it take him so unbelievably LONG to show his face to us after a "disaster" of this magnitude? We had to wait for his sorry ass to show up on our Televisions until it was DARK that night! The motherfucker RAN LIKE A RABBIT all damn day on his armored jet airliner. Ask yourself what FDR or Truman or Eisenhower or Kennedy or even NIXON would have done and then see if you think bu$h could carry their jockstraps!
LESSON 2: The Regime is not interested IN THE LEAST in the capture of Osama bin Laden. These evil sonsabitches can read our email, read our snailmail, listen to every phone call we make, download anything from our PERSONAL COMPUTERS and read our goddamn license plates via satellites from 22-fucking-thousand MILES straight up and they can't find a 6'4" Muslim with bad kidneys? They know all there IS about 250 million Americans, but they don't know where bin Laden is? Give. Me. A. BREAK.
LESSON 3: Any American President--elected or not--who sits on his pampered ass and lets the entire City Of New Orleans, Louisiana, DROWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING WEEK before he lifts a finger (except for the middle one) to help has no business even TRYING to tell me that he's keeping the "homeland" safe. Excuse me, Sir, but that sounds a lot like Bullshit. Which ONE of us are you trying to fool here?
Now, Evil DUers, what lessons have YOU learned from September Eleventh?
:grr:
dbt
Remember New Orleans
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