Do You:

[Montagnard]

Do You:

Piss your pants at an orange alert

Check under your bed for terrorist

Ever call French Fries, Freedom Fries

Think the Bill of Rights should be abolished in order to put in Jesus Law

Not mind if the government taps your phone, just don’t let them think about taking away your assault weapon

Think its okay for a few Americans to die over there, so you can stop at DQ without worrying about a terrorist attack

Call a radio talk show and say, “wake up Americans, have you forgotten 9-11!” Even though you still think Saddam had something to do with the attack.


If so you are beyond hope and you are a republican.

[yurbud]

1. If you think the war has any positive effect on terrorism, you might be

a bushneck (denotes a redneck with a Bush where his brains should be).

[Monkeyman]

2. Dam all the signs your a redneck

[Cobalt-60]

3. I like Bondage Fries

The kinks makes them crunchier.