Creativity Challenge: "Design" A Cellie For bu$h:

[Dinger]

You know, a cellmate?




How about a father of 3 (sons), who lost them in Iraq & Afghanistan, after being deployed there 4 friggin' times, and after writing heart-wrenching letters to their families about how they knew this W-ar was wrong and they didn't know what to do, etc. Oh yeah, two of theml committed suicide, and one was killed under "friendly" fire, and bu$h Co. tried to cover it up, but then one of their buddies came home asnd told the family what REALLY happened.

(On edit, I forgot something):
Oh yeah, the father is there after the NSA tapped his phone when he said he was about to blow the lid off bu$hCo., and had some serious, damaging, devastating information and indisputable documentation. They (bu$hCo.) set him up, and he is and he is innocent. Oh yeah, he's a world class, Olympic wrestler too.

[bonito]

1. Got some links?

[Dinger]

2. Nope, I Did That Off The Top Of My Head

Sorry.

[Warpy]

3. I have a different fantasy

A 6 foot 6, 400 pounder who lives on raw garlic and cigars and thinks Idiot is the cutest trick in the joint.

But it's late and I have a mean mind.

[Dinger]

4. Sounds Good To Me, But I Forgot To Mention

that this guy is also a 6'6" 400 pounder:evilgrin:

[tomreedtoon]

5. You guys are wimps. Try this one.

This was from an audio book I heard called "Florence of Arabia," about a woman who tries (and fails drastically) to bring feminism to a fictional Middle Eastern Muslim country.

She was put in a jail cell in the dark, given little food and water. Something was placed in her cell. It was a half-burnt corpse which her jailers said was her lover, caught and killed by the mullahs. It turned out not to be...she couldn't see the burnt-off face, but she felt underneath the corpse and discovered that a prominent scar on her lover's back wasn't on the corpse. So she suspected (correctly) that her love was still alive.

But she had to spend all that time in a cell with a corpse.

I am certain that if Bush or his associates were imprisoned, which will probably never happen given the wimpiness of the Democratic Party, I'm sure several surviving relatives of soldiers who were killed in his war would have no objections to the mortal remains of their loved ones being placed in their cells. Sort of "posthumous honor guard duty."

At last, Bush would face the consequences of his actions. And he would finally attend a soldier's funeral.

If this seems like a nauseating thing, well, that reticence shows why Democrats will never impeach Bush.