I dreamed I kicked a top Gov. elected officer in the balls. Am I bad?

[Tyler Durden]

Last night the missus and I with a liberal friend watched the new "Why We Fight." Before we hit the hay, the missus and I switched on "JACKASS" to just lighten the mood. The opening credits feature a small person really getting a kick in on Johnny Knoxville's jewels. Normally this sort of juvenile entertainment elicits a chuckle or two, but last night we needed the release so badly that we laughed until we just about peed the bed.

I actually dreamed I got to kick a certain high ranking administration official in the balls. Several times.

I woke feeling SO HAPPY and REFRESHED.

[BoneDaddy]

1. No you are not bad

you just have good aim and a nervous foot.

[Justice Is Comin]

2. lol....I think the Simpson case pretty much proved

you can dream about anything. Position yourself for repeated kicking.

[lumberjack_jeff]

3. No worse than me. Less imaginative, though. n/t

[tularetom]

4. Was it Karen Hughes?

[Kahuna]

6. I'd give him a medal if he'd kick that horse in the face.

nt

[blm]

5. Did you have to wait in line?

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[Kutjara]

7. How were you able to find...

...a top elected officer with balls?

[Tyler Durden]

8. Balls but no brains!

OH what a giveaway!