Bush takes time during 9/11....to comment on Matt Lauer's abs.

[gatorboy]

http://splashnewsonline.blogspot.com/2006/09/even-george-w-bush-checks-out-splash.html



President Bush took time out of his busy schedule to address a matter of national security, Matt Lauer's abs. Bush must have rushed to the newsstand to pick up People Magazine to check out our exclusive pictures of Lauer's ripped bod that were so well hidden that not even the CIA, FBI, NSA, or even the Office of Homeland Security knew what Lauer has kept hidden under all those suits over the years.

Always the jokester....

[sabra]

1. he always seems very concerned over how others looks

and their atire?

[razors edge]

6. shallow thoughts from shallow people

[Catherine Vincent]

2. I guess Bush would like to feel his abs. n/t

[Kikosexy2]

3. We're commerating...

a tragic day and the Horny Ol' Chimp still finds time to display his homoerotic media whore fantasies with his favorite ass-licker...just tacky!

[Bluebear]

5. 'Horny Ol' Chimp'

lol

[Bluebear]

4. "Matty...ever think about shaving your head? Heh heh heh!" nt

[kimmerspixelated]

11. I didn't catch that part, however, I heard

when he asked , "How do you sleep at night?".....although he didn't mean it the way I would have.

[gatorboy]

15. Bush sleeps quite well.

He was in bed by 11 on 9/11, wasn't he?

[johnnie]

7. C'mon georgie

Why don't you just come out. It will do your soul some good.

[Kikosexy2]

10. Not enough ...

closet space for Chimpie...I believe the walk-in, walk-out closets are his preference.

[MsUnderstood]

8. okay the story is sad

But the comments posted. . .priceless

[sabra]

9. did he use the word "fabulous"?

[CTyankee]

12. OMFG. I was watching that interview but muted it after

getting annoyed just hearing Lauer's softball questions and Bush's drone. I obviously missed this priceless piece. Boy, that would have really started my week off on a pissy note. Last week it was his "3 Shakespeare's" quote that got me started on a rant (I emailed my former English Lit prof in grad school with that one and she and I dished it on emails).

Every week, a new outrage. The man truly stupefies...

[flordehinojos]

13. wouldn't you know that with bush pointing out to lauer's abs in a puff of

orgasmic pleasure he has bought matt lauer's silence about any of the chimp's crimes and treasons against the people of the u.s.a?

bush may be a cretin but he is no fool.

[chat_noir]

14. Didn't Bush ask Abramoff about working out?

hmmmmmm????