Dennis Hastert doesn't know the God Damn National Anthem

[TheFarseer]

www.crooksandliars.com Some patriot. He only got 7 words into the song before screwing it all up. At least Nancy Pelosi knows the Star Spangled Banner (well, you know, probably)

[Sydnie]

1. He screws it up more than that opening too

He's singing about the ramparts when he should be singing about how proudly we hailed.

What a P.I.G. - pig.

edit - I studdered

[rurallib]

2. You know he usually only hears it at a ballgame

And then he has a brat in his mouth so he can't pick up the words over his chewing.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Bet he knows the menu at Burger King by heart.

[Poiuyt]

14. Hold the pickles, hold the lettus, special orders don't upset us!

[Subdivisions]

4. How are the Freeps going to explain this one?

[racaulk]

16. Awww, come on now.

You know they will find a way to blame Clinton!

[CarlVK]

5. Come on guys, he was hit with an AlQaeda mind ray and was confused!

Give the guy a break.

[malaise]

6. A caller pointed this out on CSpan

I was:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[4nic8em]

7. Why...

does he hate Murka?

[Monkeyman]

8. Sent this to

www.john06.com

[Kurovski]

9. On the other hand, I think he knows the words

to every McDonalds ditty created since 1973.

[EST]

10. Hastert is certainly not the pride of Illinois, with his weather vane

bending in the wind. His history in the house reflecting the tortured path of a small time crook, rather than a man of substance.

His only claim to fame as speaker was no more than a need for a sock puppet, or more like a fishing wader puppet, in the position of speaker to be brushed aside with no trouble when the real speaker overcame his legal troubles.

A big fat empty headed sock with the moral guidance of a ferret.

[elehhhhna]

11. HE knows the Turkish Anthem thoug, per Sibel Edmonds.

[Monkeyman]

12. YEP HE DOES

Drug dealers made sure he did LOL

[ellenfl]

13. lol, i got confused and thought it was dennis haysbert!

you know, president david palmer on '24'. oops! have to agree with all the comments on hastert . . . now that i know who you're talking about!

ellen fl

[Rex]

15. And that surprises people?

George Bush can't even SAY the National Anthem. I doubt very many Congress-critters know the National Anthem.

[Karmageddon]

17. Pathetic. This is the freaking Speaker of the House. What a shmuck.

[dogday]

18. It is lip service for him.... nt