Where In the World Is Osama bin Laden?

[Greylyn58]

With apologies to one of my favorite singing groups, Rockapella who even now perform this song.

After listening to Keith bring up the fact that Bushie and his cabal have done nothing over the last 5 years about finding Osama, I thought the words to this song were appropriate...


Where In the World Is Osama bin Laden?

Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
He's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
He'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas him steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

He'll go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
He put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can he be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well he glides around the globe and he'll flimflam every nation,
He's a double-dealing divo with a taste for thievery,
His itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

[pocoloco]

1. Don't worry, he'll show up soon!

[Nikki Stone 1]

2. Unfortunately, not sharing a morning show with Katie Couric

:(

[bluerum]

3. In the west wing? nt

[Greylyn58]

4. You might be right!

[savemefromdumbya]

5. you mean Tim?

[Nikki Stone 1]

6. What is this Tim stuff?

Just curious.

[savemefromdumbya]

7. There was a story awhile back

that he was a Tim Osman a CIA operative? Haven't much about it since?

[Nikki Stone 1]

10. You're pulling my leg

:)

[savemefromdumbya]

11. no, there were sories about this for years

ofcourse probably weren't true. but what is?

[savemefromdumbya]

12. if you google you can see the old stories

LOL!

[Pastiche423]

8. Dead

[Rex]

9. Baker is really trying not to play the OBL card.

Need it for 2008. Don't worry, Osama will pop up before the Fall elections and say he approves of the job Dems are doing and he would vote for Kerry a second time. :eyes: