Ok It's September 12th and STILL no rapture

[Erika]

Wasn't this another big rapture date? What is with this delay of the rapture? They keep giving us dates and wars, and etc, and it still doesn't happen.

The right wing fundies turned out for W in hopes of bringing the rapture. I'm sure KKK Rove guaranteed it, but the reality is there is still no rapture.

[babylonsister]

1. I think they're waiting to see how that movie did. I believe the

r/w fundies paid for it, so they must be anxious.
Anyone know who won the game?

[BuyingThyme]

2. I can't agree with your assessment.

Every decent Republican has disappeared from this Earth.

[Erika]

6. It appears so.

The ones left evidently didn't make the grade to lift off.

[nebenaube]

3. shhhhh!

They are programmed to go on a killing spree if they discover they were left behind!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. "No man shall know the day or the hour of My coming"

Christ the King works by HIS schedule, not theirs. To think you can force God to appear like a card in a stacked deck is the mistake of an egotist.

[Erika]

5. OK so when's the next Rapture date?

Evidently 9/12/didn't work out. You think Rove might be in trouble with his fundie buds for guaranteeing W would bring the rapture?

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. Rupture perhaps, no rapture.

[booley]

8. They are waiting for the video game

No sh*t, there actually is a left behind video game.

[133724]

9. they are comming to take me away ha ha to the funny farm....

where life is happy...

I can't remember the rest.......

[intaglio]

10. Napoleon XIV From: Dr. Demento's Delights

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

[B Calm]

11. I'm ready for a new missing blond girl. So sick of 9-11 coverage

what a forest!

[Berry Cool]

12. I finally figured out why those dorks are so "rapture ready" right now.

They don't really want to be around to see what the country will look like after the midterm election! :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

13. I coulda told you that about 22 hours ago.

Been tuesday here quite some time.

And do you know what? Some fool actually said it would happen at 10:00 am. - I mean really, was the last act of Jesus to synchronise watches or something?