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liberaldemocrat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 10:52 AM
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IF Rick Santorum loses in November he could find another line of work
1. He could star in a new comedy Series "Growing up Cleaver" as the grown up Beaver Cleaver character of the 1950's show leave it to Beaver.

2. He could sell coat hangers in the event the states ban abortions like in Louisiana and South Dakota and in other states where legislatures consider doing similarly.

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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 10:54 AM
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1. Turtle Wax pitchman
:evilgrin:
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liberaldemocrat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 10:57 AM
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2. John Tester reminds me of the Big Bopper. Looking cool.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:27 AM
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8. He is a great guy.
Send him some jingle if you can spare it. Burns MUST GO.
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darkmaestro019 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:00 AM
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3. He and Phelps could give each other
.....lip, service. Yeah. (cough) They could get that kind of homoerotic--phobic, sorry--energy together in one room and see what pops up.


Santorum looks like those offbrand Ken dolls to me. I'll leave out the second and third sentences my brain is cheerfully giving me after that particular dig. I'm using up my badness points at a fair clip and it's only just now lunchtime. I gotta save some for the nightly news.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:10 AM
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5. by jove, you've got it!
offbrand Ken dolls

I always knew there was something twisted about him but lacked the popular culture reference to nail it down.




Cher
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Sugarcoated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:42 AM
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9. One thing's true, he sure is a stiff tight assed white guy
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Sugarcoated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:12 AM
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6. This popped up:
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:19 AM
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7. Did those comments you left out
Have anything to do with references to both Ken and Santorum having a flat, genderless surface marked only by the Mattel logo?

TlalocW
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:06 AM
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4. WHEN ricky loses in november!!!
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:42 AM
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10. Host of the hilarious new FOX Sitcom "Man On Dog"
Edited on Tue Sep-12-06 11:44 AM by johnfunk
Arf! Arf!
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