I grant thee 3 Liberal wishes, what be they?

[Philosoraptor]

Oh great Genie of the internet, I beseech thee to granteth me these wishes three:

A Sweep of the house and Senate by Democratic leaders.

Investigate and impeach the ape.

Retreat from the disaster in Iraq.

Abracazam, abracazee, I now grant thee these wishes three.

[waiting for hope]

1. Need to Add:

Investigate and impeach the ape and his sidekick Cheney .... can't leave that door open can we?

[Demeter]

12. Impeach Them All

We have to de-NeoCon and maybe even de-GOP the country, just as Germany had to de-Nazify. And then we need laws to prevent the proliferation of their ideas, just as Germany has laws against Nazi propagandizing.

[Lusted4]

34. No it goes like this, I grant thee Liberal three wishes.

A republican Genie grants a Liberal Democrat three wishes under one condition.
What ever the Dem wishes the genie grants double to all republicans.
Whats your first wish lib? a million dollars. bingo a mill for him two mill for all repub's.
Whats your second wish lib? a beautiful girl friend. he now has a beautiful girlfriend standing next to him and see's these repub's walking around with two beautiful girlfriends.
The Genie then says this is the third and final wish, what do you wish for?
Well I always wanted to donate a kidney.

[Snotcicles]

35. LOL>>>> thats to damn funny n/t

[BoneDaddy]

2. Okay

I have only one:

That Barbara Bush's womb was barren from day one.

[darkmaestro019]

3. Aw. I was waiting for the last line

...and poof, he turned into a Democrat....

[KyndCulture]

4. 3 wishes..

Retreat from Iraq immediately.

Dems WIN! In november.

George Bush says "Guilty, your honor"

[ACK]

5. My 3

Universal healthcare
Elimination of corporate welfare
Control of both the House and Senate by Populist Progressive Democrats not Bush-lite please genie.

[Armstead]

6. Okay

I'll accept your wishes as a given. Here's my own beyond that.

1)That once they are at least in a co-equal position, the Democrats become DEMOCRATS again. That means stop enabling the corporate takeover of our country and the world, become a real balance to "free market Darwinism" and start pushing for things like anti-trust laws, workers' rghts and supporting (instead of undermining) the middle and lower classes.

2)That they start doing to "conservatism" what the GOP has successfully done to "liberalism" for 30 years. Marginalize and dscredit the basic philosophy of Greed and Elitism that conservatism really is.

3)I need a girlfriend. (Okay, that's not political, but no harm trying to sneak that one in there to the genie too.)

[AndyTiedye]

7. At Least One Television Network that is Not Under Rethug Control

[Philosoraptor]

8. DNN: Democratic News Network. that would be heaven alright

[TygrBright]

9. hmmmm.... today's wish list includes...

1. A truly progressive tax system that eliminates corporate welfare support via taxes, and taxes wealth as effectively as income.

2. An end to public subsidies of the massive global corporate profit complex that is responsible for cheap, industrially-produced food-like substances.

3. A shift of the public money used to prop up the auto and petroleum industries, into a massive investment in public infrastructure of electric car charging stations and public transportation.

wistfully,
Bright

[Philosoraptor]

11. very practical, most folks want a limo, driver and mansion in the sky

[Nia Zuri]

10. Election reform & return to fairness doctrine...

Take big money out of politics, end corporate media control, reregulate key industries...

[cybildisobedience]

28. Bingo....

If you had those two, you wouldn't even need a third wish - you could save it for the next disaster.

[Ganja Ninja]

13. Here's 3 real throwbacks.

1. I wish that the plot to kill JFK had been discovered and it's instigators and participants arrested and jailed for life.

2. I wish that America had developed and mandated non-polluting energy sources and viable electric cars in the 60's.

3. I wish that Richard Nixon had never run for public office of any kind.

[saltpoint]

14. I'm still working on the exact 3 I'd wish for, but one certainly involves

a pterodactyl swooping down from a volcanic-red sky, sinking its talons into Ann Coulter, and carrying her off to gnaw her worthless bones to the last bite.

I don't know if pterodactyls had talons. But the one in my wish does. And they're real damn sharp.

[xiamiam]

15. this is easy

1. prison for the neocons
2. gore/feingold 08
2. a kinder gentler America embracing dignity, intelligence and compassion

[Sparkly]

16. Impeachment, Peace, and President Clark. nt

[OwnedByFerrets]

17. Only one

UNIVERSAL PEACE. Is that so damn hard that we need a Genie to grant it? Oh, never mind.
OK, I changed my mind, I want two.
The end of hunger. We have enough food, just need better distribution.......and someone to care that it gets distributed.
Oh, OK....I want three.
I want this entire administration to get what they deserve. Jail time and all.
Sorry, Im a slow thinker. :)

[Cameron27]

37. I'll go with you on the first two.

But my third wish would be for control of the congress by the Democrats and a great Democratic President--Clark is my choice.

[VelmaD]

18. I'm going for the big picture

1. An end to intolerance and bigotry of all kinds.
2. Everyone on earth has shelter and enough to eat.
3. An end to war.

[librechik]

19. impeach, universal healthcare, and living wage.

If that happens we become a humane country. Till then we are a rogue nation.

[Mz Pip]

20. Regain the respect of our allies

Bush/Cheney resign in disgrace.

Take back the House and Senate.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Exiled in America]

21. 1) #1 public education system 2) Living Wage for all 3) healthcare for all

[Philosoraptor]

22. I grant these wishes 3 to thee, long live the genie of the internet

[Wiley50]

23. Here's mine

(1) The entire * admin is found out and shipped to the Hague
( I want to see them hung without hoods )

(2) The entire Trilateral Commission and Council on Foreign Relations
are found out, put against the wall and shot and globalization reversed

(3) We immediately take aggressive steps to end global warming

[Stargleamer]

24. Impeach? I want * tried and convicted in the Hague. . .

along with Blair.

2nd wish: free college tuition for everyone,

3rd wish: a redistribution of wealth.

[Rosemary2205]

25. Three wishes - I wouldn't waste one on shrub.

1. Peace on Earth for the next 10,000 years. (which would require everyone to have basic life needs met in order to avoid war and asassinations over recourses)

2. Technology for cars and power plants to run on garbage without polluting.

3. All those disease that kill people one inch at a time go away (HIV, cancer, lupus, etc)

[Exiled in America]

26. I realized I could go bigger and only need one wish:

That every nation on earth would honor EACH AND EVERY ARTICLE OF THE Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

[WA98296]

27. Publically financed campaigns, Voting integrity, Real News on Network

[Momgonepostal]

29. 1) universal healthcare 2) stronger public schools...

including better pay for teachers, and 3) a very dynamic, popular, gets things done type of democrat elected as president in 2008.

(I thought at first impeachment and resignation would be nice for Bush, but then we'd get Cheney and he's no picnic in the park either.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

30. 1. bush/cheney in jail, 2. media reform, 3. time-traveling FDR as prez

for starters

[SammyWinstonJack]

31. I only need one wish. I wish that the truth about 9/11 and the **

mis Administration's involvement leading up to that day would come out. Grant me that one wish and I am a happy camper.

[Red Right and BLUE]

32. mine:

Investigation, impeachment, imprisonment.

Withdrawl from Iraq.

Publicly-funded elections.

I got lots more, though :(

[Mike03]

33. My Three

1. A Gore/Feingold ticket in 08
2. A Sweep of House and Senate in November
3. Talk-show host Ray Taliafero joins either SIRIUS or XM satellite radio progressive channels (because I can barely receive him here in Arizona and, besides, I want everyone to hear him : - )

[Rex]

36. I want the environment we had before the Industrial Revolution.

Second, all the worlds weapons and weapons producing installations, I want them to vanish into a blackhole.

Third, all people who control the governments of the world, I want a floating ticking counter above their heads that shows clearly if they are 'good' or 'evil'. I want it to be permanent if they ever pick politics as a career.

[helderheid]

38. transparent elections, fair media, impeach these fools out.

[hogwyld]

39. here's my 3

Gore/Feingold WIN in '08

We sweep the House/Senate in '06

We see every single stinking rethuglican in the world "hanging out" at the Hague.