The funniest—and creepiest--Freeper rationalization I’ve seen in a while..

[Minnesota_Lib]

I saw this posted in a debate on Usenet. When backed into a corner about Clinton’s record dealing with terrorism, this brainiac came up with the following response:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.howard-stern/browse_frm/thread/65d23cc12c172182/95ad1d2af8ee6efa?lnk=st&q=&rnum=1&hl=en#95ad1d2af8ee6efa

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Date: Mon, Sep 11 2006 5:22 pm
Email: [e-mail]
Groups: alt.fan.howard-stern, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.politics.bush, alt.politics, alt.politics.republicans

abracadabra wrote:
> "Pookie" <[e-mail]> wrote in message
> news:XpjNg.32$[e-mail]...
> > September 11, 2006, 8:15 a.m.

> > The Facts About Clinton and Terrorism
> > You don't need a movie to see his failures.

> 1st WTC bombing - all the culprits are rotting in jail
> OK City bombing - culprit caught, tried and executed
> Atlanta bombings - culprit caught

Oh Yeah! If Clinton was so good then why didn't he invade any
countries? After the 1993 bombing at the WTC he should have invaded
Iraq or Iran or Cuba or some place to show the world the US won't take
it laying down.

Clinton didn't understand like Pres Bush does that you can't win the
War on Terror by being on the defensive. The only way to win is by
taking the war to the enemy by being on the offensive.

Pres Bush invaded and liberated two countries in response to the attack
of 9/11/2001. Clinton didn't invade even ONE country because of the
1993 attack. That's the Difference.
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ROTFLMAO!!! I think we should have invaded Belize. It is much closer than Iraq, Korea or Iran, has no standing army to speak of and boasts some of the best beachfront property in the hemisphere.

[electropop]

1. Are you sure "abracadabra" isn't a DUer having a little sarcastic fun?

'Cause the post is so over the top that it can't be serious.

[lonestarnot]

10. That's what it looks like to me. LOL

[springhill]

14. Me too.

[judaspriestess]

2. Thats pretty stupid

but not surprsing, its starts off with OH YEAH, hilarious

why don't we invade, Australia? yeah thats the ticket

[A Simple Game]

21. Australia, yes I vote for Australia!

Have always wanted to go there. Where do I go to enlist.

Shouldn't be long before they will want a semi-invalid 55 year old male to enlist.

[ck4829]

3. The last two were domestic

We should have carpet bombed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elohim_City">Elohim City in response to those attacks.

The Path to 9/11

[arcane1]

4. and I'm sure he/she would be first in line to enlist, too!

:silly::crazy:

[Avalux]

5. How about Canada?

I think they would have been the logical choice for invasion! :crazy:

[jeff30997]

13. Yes, we have some oil over here.

:rofl:

[AnneD]

16. I wouldn't say that to loudly...

these folks are f'en nuts.

[JHB]

6. I've noted this often...

...Usually in Death Penalty debates.

Punishment must be meted out, but they're not too particular that the target be the actual culprit.

[Pharaoh]

7. Yes Belize Or Costa Rica would be nice

:rofl:

what a fucking moron!

[The Deacon]

8. Okay,

You made this up, right? CUBA? This guy had to be pulling your leg - not even a Dittohead maximus stupidus could write such drivel - could they? Could a person be this ignorant & still remember to breathe?

[BOSSHOG]

9. What countries has bush liberated?

A totally brilliant "conservative" mind. Blow things up, kill, hate. I would love pookie to regale us with his military record. He, no doubt, is a badass. Probably a Navy Seal with 12 purple hearts (in his little mind.)

Clinton didn't invade even ONE country. What a fucking wuss and look at the result of not invading relative to invading.

[KyndCulture]

11. or someplace???

I vote for Disney Land.

[rpannier]

12. What a bizarre thing to say

The guy is clearly off his meds.

[baldguy]

15. After OK City we should have invaded Cuba?

[warrens]

17. I thought it was sarcasm at first

This idiot is allowed within a mile of a voting booth, no doubt. Scary.

[distantearlywarning]

18. I vote for Norway.

I've always wanted to go there on vacation. If we invaded, I wouldn't need a passport or anything!

[Wiley50]

19. Leave Belize Alone! I'm escaping there.

Besides, they have no oil

[chat_noir]

20. Grenada? No, been there, done that.

[damntexdem]

22. Hey, he's right! After the OKC bombing, Clinton should have invaded ...

Kansas!

And after the Olympics bombing, he could have marched through Georgia.

And these failures all follow on not acting aggressively after the WTC bombing -- invading Saudi Arabia.

[johnnie]

23. Poland

Don't forget Poland.

I love those responses though. Clinton, Clinton, Clinton..LOL. The pukes are such jackasses.