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[DesEtoiles]

Talladaga Nights - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of how Nascar really, really, really is. With Scholastic Study Guide.

George Bush IS..THE SECOND SON OF GOD - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of the second son of God, George W. Bush.

The Moon is Made of Green Cheese, and the Cow Jumped Over It, and the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY.

George Bush: Green Beret, Navy Seal and Ranger - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of his patriotic service, exactly as it really, actually, totally for-sure happened.

George Bush: Texas Ranger - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of his raw courage and street-smarts.

George Bush: Nobel Prize Winner - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of how George W. Bush is the smarterest person in..the...WORLD!

George Bush: Superman - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of how George W. Bush IS the man of steel! Yes, he is! HEISHEISHEISHEISHEISHEISHEISHEIS! NYAH NYAH!

George Bush was really the actor that appeared to be John Wayne in all those movies - that was George W. Bush - it really, really was - yes - UHUH - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY.

Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson: Stealing Candy from Babies for Fun and Profit - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY.

Vietnam - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY where we TOTALLY WON.

Iraq - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY where we TOTALLY WON.

Keith Olbermann Has Stinky Feet - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of Keith Olbermann's really really stinky feet.

Stem-cell to Nowhere - How Bush save the snowflake babies

Donald Rumsfeld - Military Hereo - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY!

Rush Limbaugh, crusader against illegal drug use - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY!

Libruls made up Katrina - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY!

Librul Vampires Want to Eat Your Brains - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY!

(Hey - how about this: Modern Classic: Mickey Mouse stars in Swiftboat Willie!)






http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/9/12/31550/3706

[AX10]

1. kick

[Phredicles]

2. Swiftboat Willie - HAW!

A fun list, but you saved the best for last.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dhalgren]

3. Oooo..."Swiftboat Willie". I like that!

[electropop]

5. Absolutely the best one!

[SharonRB]

4. How about...

How Bill Clinton Single-Handedly Ruined America

[Wilber_Stool]

6. Our attack on Japan

that started WWII.