Clarence Thomas f*cking Kathleen Harris on a pool table as they moaned

[cboy4]

about how they were going to stop the counting no matter what.

Bush snorting cocaine in his campaign headquarters hotel suite -- laughing about how he was going to bomb Iraq off the map in his quest to implement PNAC.

Condi and Cheney.....laughing as they folded vital PDB intelligence into paper airplanes -- you know, the paper that warned how terrorists wanted to attack the U.S. utilizing jetliners as missiles.

******These are some of my ideas for a "docudrama" about the stolen election of 2000.

I mean, how could the Republicans complain after the biased garbage ABC aired the past couple of nights?

Now it's our turn, right? Fair is fair.

Keep in mind....this is all a work in progress on my part.

The examples I listed are probably too truthful.

This would be a DOCUDRAMA, after all. :bounce:

[Blue-Jay]

1. Aside from the disturbing visuals, I like it!

When does filming start?

[cboy4]

4. Yea, I threw up four times as I wrote the post. Anyway, filming needs

to start this week in order to get it on TV in time to air at least seven days before election day.

[Yupster]

27. That squirrel has got to get a part

He's earned it because I laugh everytime I see him.

[whistle]

2. some visual there

[MikeNearMcChord]

3. And a couple of Girl Scouts visiting Rush Limbaugh

for the weekend, while their parents are away.(Note: On his show during the Clinton years,he would remark that unlike Bill Clinton, you could leave your teenage daughter with him for the weekend and not be worried)

[CottonBear]

5. I think he prefers boy scouts.

:(

[Malikshah]

7. No...he's not allowed in the Family. He's other people's pedophile

Sick twisted jerk.

[lapfog_1]

13. Dominican pre-teens... boys and girls.

[MikeNearMcChord]

14. Yeah you're right, more likely Dominican Boy Scouts.

:evilfrown: I'm going to hell.:+

[CottonBear]

20. Don't worry. I'll be going with you.

You'll have company! :evilgrin:

[rzemanfl]

6. Yeah, well that might be true. When did Viagra come out? n/t

[cboy4]

11. I like it! Rush's zipper would be down in the movie to allow the viewers

to draw their own conclusions.

[johnfunk]

34. Girl Scouts selling "milkshakes," not cookies...

... as Rush downs a palmful of multicolored OxyContins, telling the Girl Scouts, "My drugs are red, white and blue..."

[xchrom]

8. well -- start raising money -- cause some of that shit is TRUE!

[cboy4]

17. Yea....that's what I meant when I said some of it was probably too

truthful!

I need to think more like a vile, inhumane, unpatriotic disgusting piece of shit to help write this movie.

But I'm absolutely drawing blanks, coming up with names of psychos who can help guide me.



On second thought!

[xchrom]

21. hey -- you need a good screen writer to help --

that's part of why raise the money.

i'm only half kidding -- make juicy enough -- salacious enough -- with just enough to keep you out of the libel courts -- you figure that out as you go.

remember after PT9-11 -- all bets are off.

[cboy4]

23. I like your style!

:)

[xchrom]

26. and i yours!

:toast:

[CottonBear]

9. I like it! It's very disturbing but, nonetheless, a brilliant idea. n/t

[Rex]

10. ABC's crap-o-rama was just that.

So far, everything you've listen sounds plausible. Maybe a love triangle between Condi, Bush and Pickles. That would make his base supporters foam at the mouth! You could play up the relationship between Rice and Pickles, make Bush look like the lonely boy in the chair.

[cboy4]

19. Naw....I don't think a human with the wildest imagination on earth would

believe Condi has ANY sexual interest in women. :spray:

[Rex]

25. I dunno, have Shrub in the corner and rejected while Pickles

and Rice play. Then maybe a close up of Mr. One Hand, while his head is bobbin up and down (top one and yeah he has to concentrate), 'someday I will have hundreds of women, I'm so handsome, everyone likes me.' That kinda thing.

Okay, how about a raunchy outdoor sex scene between Cheney and Scalia? Just who 'shot' the other in the face first...okay...maybe not. :puke:

[cboy4]

30. LOL. You are a sick, twisted person.

No wonder I like you so much!

[Fridays Child]

12. You're too late.

I already had to gouge out my eyes, after reading your ideas.

[KingFlorez]

15. That is an odd image

Really, really creepy

[helderheid]

16. Wait... I thought this was all true...

[bliss_eternal]

18. Regular tv or cable channels (HBO, Show, etc.)...

or pay per view porn...?

The Katherine Harris pool table thing made me think porn. ;)

[cboy4]

22. Oh, I'm hoping ABC picks it up -- It needs to do something, and quick,

to help win back a lot of people who are boycotting the network and its advertisers!!!

[bliss_eternal]

29. Who would you ideally like as actors...?

Will Ferrell still does the best GW as far as I'm concerned. Not sure about Katherine or Clarence Thomas. Perhaps Delroy Lindo would be willing to reprise his prior role as the judge.

Make sure you have a tie in deal, where all the actors appear on Oprah to discuss the integrity of the piece, how challenging yet gratifying the work was for them. So Oprah can oooh and aaaah and tell her audience how "AMAZING" it is, and a "must see"! ;)

Wonder what Oprah would put in the gift bags as a tie in to your film...?

[cboy4]

31. Lets see.....the guy who portrayed Bush at the correspondent's dinner is

pretty damn good -- but I think he's a Repuke, so he may refuse.

Harris? Easy......I'll just get some skanky ass hooker, although a South Sacramento hoe might be too classy.

Haven't thought too much about the other characters yet with the exception that I'm looking for pathological liars -- I suppose I'll have to plan a trip to Washington, D.C.

[bliss_eternal]

32. LMAO--Pathological liars...

Hmmmm...Vanilla Ice comes to mind--and you could probably pay him in blow or weed.

What about Ron Silver and Dennis Miller--given that their careers are in the dumper? They may be open to the opportunity if you initially label it as "historical educational project" they probably wouldn't figure it out even once they were working. :eyes: They aren't as smart as they think they are.

[cboy4]

33. Some good ideas as always bliss!!

However I don't know if I could stomach that ass munch Dennis Miller. He makes me sick. ;)

[bliss_eternal]

35. Thanks, cboy...

..I hear you on Miller. I still remember when he called himself a progressive. :eyes: Nice picture--lol!

[regnaD kciN]

24. Hey, you write it, I'll direct it...!

Here's my IMDb filmmaker profile.

;-)

[cboy4]

28. NICE!