I'm God

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

So are You.

You can change things

In this world.

If you decide to.

And make it so.



I am God

And I am old.

I don't care as much as I used to.

So I don't change as many things.


Maybe it's time

For new Gods?

[Monkeyman]

1. Lightning duck

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. LOL!

[Subdivisions]

10. LMAO! My s/o always says that when I say ":G*ddamn"

[havocmom]

2. Put your wife on. I wanna know you are being supervised.

:hug:

Time for new dogs.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. My ex is 200 miles away...

Hell, she'd kill me just for sport! :)

[havocmom]

13. ooops, sorry. Hey, maybe we could put her in a cage with my ex

:think: WetzelBill could arrange it.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Thou shalt have no false gods

before me.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. Before Jackpine Radical?????

:evilgrin:

[TomInTib]

9. He lifted that line from me

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Ohhhh... So you're the guy???

:toast:

[orleans]

7. you're god? you're god? yeah, you and every guy i've ._____ with!

(okay--sorry--i just couldn't resist!)

(love ya, tom :hug: )

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. Okay, that's a keyboard you owe me.

:evilgrin:

[orleans]

16. (hehehehe) n/t

[Jcrowley]

12. Hopefully

some friends will be with me as I'm with them. Individualism (different from individuality) sure has it's historical legacy. As does g-d.

:beer:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. Thank you....

Good food for thought.

:toast:

[bridgit]

15. um...God? could i have a proper childhood next time...

that would be really great, thank You in advance :hi:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. It depends....

It's either gonna be Sodom & Gamhorra or Eden...

Call it. Heads or tails?

[bridgit]

19. jeepers, if that's it i guess we DO need new godz...

[davekriss]

17. Very nice, TYJ

:)

[The Straight Story]

20. does that mean bush is god too?

I shudder at the thought....

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

21. Only in his own mind.... n/t

[bluerum]

22. Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, thanks for the grub. Yay God.

My favorite before meal grace.

[patrice]

23. Now it is time that gods came walking out of lived in things.

Time that they came
And knocked down every wall inside my house.
New page.
Only the wind from such a turning
Could be strong enough to toss the air as a shovel tosses dirt,
A fresh turned field of breath.

Oh god, gods,
Who used to come so often,
Who serenly rise,
And splash icy water on your necks and faces,
And lightly add your restedness to that which seems filled to bursting,
Our full lives.
Once again let it be your morning gods,
We keep repeating,
For you alone are source
With you the world arises
And your dawn gleems
On every crack and crevice of our failure.

R.M. Rilke

[IChing]

24. God is a concept

Lennon

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

25. Which one?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2123443

[IChing]

26. John

God without religion.
google it.

[lpbk2713]

27. Can you give me a break in the next Lotto drawing?

I'd certainly appreciate it.

[minnesota_liberal]

28. Can you do that burning bush thing again? (n/t)

[kiki]

29. Hi dad,

I know that You have a 'plan' and all that, but I can't help thinking I got kind of screwed.

- Jesus