OMG! Henry Rollins love letter to Mann Coulter!!!!! You MUST watch this!!!

[ourbluenation]

You go my black flag bro!!!! I love you Henry!

http://time.blogs.com/daily_dish/2006/09/youtube_of_the__7.html

[ourbluenation]

1. shamelessly bumping my own post.

because ya gotta watch the utube smackdown

[Bonobo]

3. I've seen it, friend. It is months old but priceless beyond measure!

[ourbluenation]

5. dammit - I'm always the last one invited to the party.

:(

[Synnical]

4. Hi, hon, it's been posted on DU numerous times

Thanks, though.

[Dinger]

2. I Have Dial Up. Please Help Me Out

Transcripts? Something? Anything?

[ourbluenation]

6. Here you go....transcript

Dear Ann:

You used to be fun; at least funny. At least gently and amusingly insane, but girlfriend, you’ve changed! The thousand-yard stare you’ve acquired in the last couple of years says lonely nights, too much wine and insecurity about the future of your career. Where to now, my sweet fascist? Another one of your silly books? More hilarious appearances on Hannity & Colmes? Bill Maher has to be tired of you by now.

You’re anything but stupid and by now , you must see the writing on the wall. You’ll never have a real place with the Beltway in crowd, as they see you as a northeastern, hickoid, pro wrestler, Nascar type with a degree from Cornell. I mean, really, Ann; where can it go from here? Ann, I think I have the answer, in fact, I know I do.

I want to hire you, Ann. I want you to come and work for me. I want you to be my “Ann Friday,” my housekeeper, beekeeper, floor, chimney and minesweeper, my window-washing, grocery-buying, dinner-cooking, obsequious, submissive concubine-domestic.

You will laugh at my jokes, celebrate my victories and lament my failures. You will praise my friends and vow great harm upon all who oppose me. You will treat me like a god, a guru, a mentor – and the best night in the sack you’ve ever had. You will carry my bags, wash my cars, walk my dogs and turn your savings over to me. You will massage Susan Sarandon’s aching shoulders, whip up vegan delights for Hanoi Jane Fonda, and loofah Barbra Streisand’s stretch marks.

But most of all, Ann, you will just shut the fuck up.

I can offer you a life of obedient servitude on my compound; in your time with me, you will learn much. You will learn that America is made up of people from all races, walks of life and sexual orientation and that it’s all OK. You will learn to be patient and kind. You will learn the meaning of the word “respect” and memorize every line of Caddyshack. You will listen to The Ramones, Black Sabbath and the Brides of Funkenstein. You’re a figure of fun and I plan on having fun with that figure. You will learn who your daddy is, that’s for sure.

But mostly, Ann, you will just the fuck up.

Come on, Anne, ya fuckin’ psycho; let’s do this!

Henry

[Bonobo]

10. Shit! You beat me!

[Bonobo]

9. Here's the transcript link

http://cedwyn.blogspot.com/2006/07/rollins-love-letter-to-coulter.html

Dear Ann:

You will laugh at my jokes, celebrate my victories and lament my failures. You will praise my friends and vow great harm upon all who oppose me. You will treat me like a god, a guru, a mentor – and the best night in the sack you’ve ever had. You will carry my bags, wash my cars, walk my dogs and turn your savings over to me. You will massage Susan Sarandon’s aching shoulders, whip up vegan delights for Hanoi Jane Fonda, and loofah Barbra Streisand’s stretch marks.

But most of all, Ann, you will just shut the fuck up

I can offer you a life of obedient servitude on my compound; in your time with me, you will learn much. You will learn that America is made up of people from all races, walks of life and sexual orientation and that it’s all OK. You will learn to be patient and kind. You will learn the meaning of the word “respect” and memorize every line of Caddyshack. You will listen to The Ramones, Black Sabbath and the Brides of Funkenstein. You’re a figure of fun and I plan on having fun with that figure. You will learn who your daddy is, that’s for sure.

But mostly, Ann, you will just the fuck up.

[Change has come]

7. definitely priceless

And worth seeing again.












And again...

[populistdriven]

8. kick cuz Rollins offer is serious :)

[davidinalameda]

11. I want a love letter from Henry Rollins

:loveya:

[Nomad559]

12. Henry Rollins - Teeing Off

Henry Rollins - Teeing Off
http://www.imagecabin.com/?view=155449510e08311da22f716c1


More Videos at his website
http://live.video.rainbow-media-online.com/video.jsp?video_id=5202&template_id=229&url=browse&category_id=403&backtochannels=1

:)

[judaspriestess]

13. Come on (m)ann, you fucking psycho!!

:rofl: