Still Can’t Find Osama

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Still Can’t Find Osama
(To the tune of Sweet Home Alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Big Shpiels I keep hearin’
Tellin me that all is well
How they secured the homeland
You’ll hafta forgive me but they can all go to hell, yeah

Well I heard Mr. Bush talk about him
I heard George say dead or alive
Well it’s been five years this September
Who’s this monkey tryin’ to jive anyhow

(ch)
Still ain’t found Osama
He still ain’t got a clue
Could not find Osama
If he was standin’ next to you

In Washington he’s the decider (HA HA HA)
Cheyney tells him just what to do
He’s Watergate with a lobotomy
The emperor without a clue (tell the truth)

(ch)

Now Rush and Sean are his cheerleaders
They tell you more than justa lie or two (yes they do)
Lord it makes me laugh SO much
That half the red states are now blue (yabba dabba doooooo)

(ch)

Woo woo damn damn
That sonofa shiek’s still out there

[Lars39]

1. "He's Watergate with a lobotomy"

:rofl: Excellent, SCE. :thumbsup:

[Monkeyman]

2. hmmmmmmmm with Bob Dole huh

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. my favorite line too!

K&R!

[im10ashus]

3. OK.

This needs to go at the top of your hit list.

"sonofa sheik"

:rofl:

I am SO kicking and nominating this one. B-)

[Glenda]

5. lol! your best one yet!

:woohoo: :spray: :woohoo:

:pals:

[fooj]

6. He's Watergate with a lobotomy...

:rofl:

Keep them coming! 5th rec!

[Zomby Woof]

7. Brilliant!!!

I am not worthy!!! :D :yourock: :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

8. He's in a cave with Jeff Gannon