George Allen's 11th Annual "Hoe Down" (w/ Special Guest Laura Ingraham)...

[Crankie Avalon]

Please don't all jump in at once to make your reservations...kindly form up in an orderly queue whether you're just another Ranch Hand right on up to an El Ranchero Grande. Thank you.

https://www.donationreport.com/init/controller/ProcessEntryCmd?key=T7C5H7S0C0

[Ron Green]

1. No response can make this any more funny than it is. Hoe down.

:rofl:

[displacedtexan]

4. Sweet Jesus! The link has music!

i'm off to photoshop that graphic!

[Virginia Dare]

2. Sorry I have something much more pleasant to do that day...

a root canal, or maybe a full body wax.

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. Think I'll drop in on a funeral home.

[Dogmudgeon]

5. Are Macacas allowed in?

The mind boggles.

--p!

[Botany]

6. but what about Grand Dragon?

Ranch Hand
$50.00 Tickets

Buckaroo
2 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception $1,000.00
(Each Package Includes 2 Tickets)

Cow Boss
Special Recognition at the Hoe Down
4 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception $2,500.00
(Each Package Includes 4 Tickets)

Ranch Boss
Special Recognition at the Hoe Down
5 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception $5,000.00
(Each Package Includes 5 Tickets)

El Ranchero Grande $10,000.00
Special Recognition at the Hoe Down
6 guests to the Hoe Down and Private Reception



El Ranchero Grande sounds like a dish @ a bad mexican restaurant


Oh, goody you can sign up for this event on line .... :bounce:

Lord, give me the strength not to sign up as Macaca wanting to be a ranch boss

[Sparkly]

8. "Cow Boss?"

Okay, I had to look that up. Plenty of other great terms they could use here:

http://www.cowboyshowcase.com/glossary%20people.htm

I think they should have "Drag Riders" and "Swing Riders," just to make it more fun.

[Botany]

9. hit the link

it has music too

:rofl:

[Sparkly]

12. "Turkey in the Straw" would have been more appropriate.

I hope they wear little cowboy/cowgirl costumes... Could they get any MORE fake?!? :eyes:

[Virginia Dare]

10. Who's the bigger fake cowboy?

The chimp or the macaca head? It's so hard to know.

[thecrow]

7. Id rather go to see Webb at the Democrat's barbeque

in Prince WIlliam county this weekend.

[displacedtexan]

11. I'm back... with a minor change to the graphic:

[Crankie Avalon]

15. Very nice..you have her really putting the "o" in "ho"...

...and I'm glad you kept the old school red pickup truck (haven't seen one of those since the last season of "Sanford and Son").

[ProgressiveFool]

13. Is this satire?

I'm confused... :shrug:

[Crankie Avalon]

16. This is as "real" as George Allen gets...

...hope that helps (though I can see where such a response might reaffirm the confusion rather than dispel it).

[OregonDem]

14. Laura's going to be there? I guess you can't have a hoe down w/o the ho

n/t