CAPTION the global statesman...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Pssst...why the fuck didn't nobody tell me there was two Koreas???"

[paparush]

1. If it aint fried, I don't eat it....

[madinmaryland]

2. Can someone make this korean fella speak english.

This korean stuff is all chinese to me..

[Chimichurri]

3. lol - great caption Crankie!

[Ganja Ninja]

4. Interpreter: "He says: This must be a joke, sir." "He says: This ...

clown can't be the leader of the free world." "He says: Who left the door to the nut house unlocked?"

[karlrschneider]

5. "Pssst, Condi, can I go potty?"

;-)

[Libby2]

6. LOL!!

[MisterP]

7. Pres. Michael Richards

[July]

8. Every time I see a picture of him, I wonder --

What do people (highly placed or not) who have dignity, good manners, and class think when they meet this national embarrassment? I know so many people who did NOT come from the wealth and privilege he came from and who did NOT go to all the best schools (many who did not go to any school after high school) who conduct themselves in an exemplary manner at all times. They are polite, they are kind and thoughtful, they speak well, they have table manners, they are good listeners, they are tactful, they are modest despite their own talents. Bush must meet people like that all the time, whether in photo ops, at military bases, or in meetings with legislators, world leaders, diplomats, etc. (I know not all of them are wonderful people, but some of them surely are.) What must all the decent, truly well-mannered people think when he struts in and starts making a fool of himself?

[razors edge]

9. would it be ok

to ask Jackie Chan for an autograph?