Caption Condi

[Kadie]

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, center, talks with National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley inside the Oval Office as President Bush meets with South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, Thursday, Sept. 14, 2006. At right is White House spokesman Tony Snow. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[whistle]

1. How can I tell George that I'm having my period this week without

...disappointing him?

[savemefromdumbya]

2. "duh, things are not going as planned"

[Deep13]

3. "We he's done, I usually just spit it out."

[razors edge]

11. ...through the gap in my teeth"

[displacedtexan]

4. And then that bitch ho called me a skank ho, and she shoved me into my...

... locker, just as that cute boy was passing by, you know, the one
with the sweet Corvette? Now, he'll never ask me out!

[Monkeyman]

5. He let out a smelly again can't stop smelling it

[MemphisTiger]

6. You beat me to it

I was going to go for the "Who farted again?"

[acmejack]

9. Then he pulled the covers over my head!

[Supersedeas]

20. Ding ding ding

[Warpy]

7. Don't give me any bad news, sucker,

these Jimmy Choos are killing me and I don't want to hear it.

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "Psssh...these days, all he ever says to me is...

...'Not tonight, Condi, I got me a Shakespeare.'"

[LeftHander]

10. "My husbahhh...****The President*** seems under stress...." -nt

[AndyA]

12. "I honestly don't know how Laura could have put up with him this long.

He farts constantly, is a mean drunk, he's lousy in bed, always finishes in a couple of seconds, and he insists on wearing those stupid cowboy boots to bed. Ugh.

Now, there's this guy up in Canada...and let me tell you, he's hot..."

[RedStateShame]

13. "And they were like, uh, we need to do something about Lebanon and stuff..

and I was all, uh, puh-leez!!! I mean, I hadn't even seen a shoe store yet, right, so I went to this too-cute mall in Tel Aviv, had a slice of Sbarro..."

[Deep13]

14. "If I have to do one more lap-dance...."

[texas1928]

15. If that bastard Snow does not stop farting on me...

[Deep13]

16. "So glad I learned Russian. ...

... I guess they don't use much Russian in Korea or Iraq, huh?"

[butterfly77]

17. I don't know what time me and bushy will meet tonight...

[skip fox]

18. Rice is saying: "It's the highest priority to push the new narrative:

The History of the War on Terror. It doesn't matter how things are going on the ground . If six years have taught us anything, the actual is highly over-rated."

(picked up by a lapel microphone acidently left on)

[Deep13]

19. "I wish I was shopping for shoes right now."