Pfizer should sue Air America ...

[11 Bravo]

for announcing a potential financial reorganization. Just the thought that progressive talk radio may be suffering growing pains has given every right-wing, limp-dick, talking head in the country a hard on. Previously, only Viagra could conjure up such a miracle, but now Pfizer is losing millions! Even the long suffering Maureen O'Reilly was overheard through the paper-thin walls of a Manhattan hotel room to cry out, "Oh, Billy, give me six inches and make it hurt!" (According to witnesses, O'Reilly then accomodated his wife by fucking her twice and punching her in the mouth.)

[Coexist]

1. Priceless.

thanks for the laugh.

[lapfog_1]

2. the first time he used a loofah... the second, a falafel. n/t

[im10ashus]

3. "Oh, Billy, give me six inches and make it hurt!"

Thanks, Picasso. That picture is now complete.

:puke:

[question everything]

4. Will his tool, then, be cut off and pickled after his death?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5627681

[lostnfound]

5. Locking

Objectionable language.